Jokes

[Roma]

As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes (ha)we have trouble with our computers

(now that is a tremendous understatement).



I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose

bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.



Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.



As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,

'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Eric grinned ... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?

'No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'




So I wrote down:

ID10T

I used to like Eric, the little shit head

[Blue Star Broon]

Sept 29, 2012 21:38:37 GMT 1 Roma said:

As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes (ha)we have trouble with our computers

(now that is a tremendous understatement).



I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose

bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.



Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.



As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,

'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Eric grinned ... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?

'No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'




So I wrote down:

ID10T

I used to like Eric, the little shit head

There is hope for the younger generation. Roma you never showed up yer elders with a smart arsed remark? Think back we've all done it. My Missus always sez "what goes around comes back around"!

[Roma]

There is hope for the younger generation. Roma you never showed up yer elders with a smart arsed remark? Think back we've all done it. My Missus always sez "what goes around comes back around"!


It's queer that broone I said that remark to one of my daughters last week.

[Blue Star Broon]

Oct 4, 2012 23:23:10 GMT 1 Roma said:

There is hope for the younger generation. Roma you never showed up yer elders with a smart arsed remark? Think back we've all done it. My Missus always sez "what goes around comes back around"!


It's queer that broone I said that remark to one of my daughters last week.

When that happens over here Roma you would owe me a pint!

[Blue Star Broon]

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?!" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

Poor fellow never heard the gunshot.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Jewish man sat on a park bench during a hot summers day:

The Englishman said "I'm so hot and thirsty....must have beer"

The Frenchman said "I'm so hot and thirsty.....must have wine"

The Jewish man said "I'm so hot and thirsty....must have type two diabetes"