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Post by Pollypeterborough on Jan 21, 2011 17:02:58 GMT 1
When there are two treads on Don't you hate it On this Forum.  |
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Post by Pollypeterborough on Jan 21, 2011 17:05:11 GMT 1
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Post by Pollypeterborough on Jan 21, 2011 17:09:48 GMT 1
No3  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2011 18:28:03 GMT 1
The phone rings an the person realises they've got the wrong number, but don't say anything and just put the phone down.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2011 21:23:18 GMT 1
When they call time gentlemen please mind you i was never genital if you know what i mean.   Polly I think you need to use spell checker more...................  CWL |
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Post by Pollypeterborough on Jan 21, 2011 22:32:25 GMT 1
When they call time gentlemen please mind you i was never genital if you know what i mean. Polly I think you need to use spell checker more................... CWL ;)I did wink. CWL.  |
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Post by Fairscup on Jan 21, 2011 22:35:29 GMT 1
Polly I think you need to use spell checker more................... CWL ;)I did wink. CWL. I hope there are no spelling mistakes in that last sentence ;D ;D ;D Think about it  |
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Post by Shadow on Jan 21, 2011 22:39:40 GMT 1
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Post by Pollypeterborough on Jan 21, 2011 22:50:45 GMT 1
Well i know this much. when i had a suit hand made. the tailor used the word when he asked me which side i dressed. you lot are MEEN.   I have lost three karma's today.  |
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Post by Jazz on Jan 21, 2011 23:19:33 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2011 13:04:09 GMT 1
If you sake Peter Mandelson's hand. always check to see how many fingers you have..........and a tissue to wipe off the slime.  |
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Post by Shadow on Jan 22, 2011 21:58:16 GMT 1
When you go to the cash machine on a Friday night-put your card in and the bloody thing malfunctions and shuts down-with your card safely tucked up inside it. Happened to me recently on Low Fell and if Id had one of them JCB things handy I would have happilly dragged the sodding thing out the wall there and then  |
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Post by patsie on Jan 23, 2011 0:22:05 GMT 1
What did you do Shads? - I've had a message that suggested the ATM was out of money, but it never ate my card.
I think if the "thing" had my card, I would have sat there until someone came to sort things out.
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Post by Shadow on Jan 23, 2011 21:11:09 GMT 1
Well-tried ranting and raving for a while but the cashpoint said no Tried the shop where the cashpoint was located but no joy there as they dont have access so in the end had to go home  We had to drive to our branch first thing Saturday-in Newcastle-order a new card and take out enough to get us through the next few days. I saw something similar happen to a bloke the other day-cash machine shut down in the middle of his transaction With card inside. My heart went out to him. |
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Post by skintagain on Jan 24, 2011 10:19:31 GMT 1
the same thing happened to me at the ASDA ATM last winter, 1am in the morning freezing cold i put my card in put the pin in and then the machine said updating, i waited 45 minutes for the stupid thing to update and at the end it kept my card, i phoned the customer helpline and got it sorted it only took 3days to get a new card, mind it did take an hour on the phone, bloody foreign call centres.
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No2. Tread. 
that 3
I've seen Newcastle United win silverware!
