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Post by wilee on Jan 19, 2011 12:46:57 GMT 1
Coming back from a shop to the old Porsche, an old guy was reversing into the gap in front of me and reversed straight into the old girl, not hard enough for major damage, just a scuff to the bumper. However it set the alarm blaring like mad and he got out of his car after finishing parking, glanced at the Porsche and started to walk off as I was heading towards it - I had to shout him down to wait while I checked the car for damage and he had the nerve to pipe up "that alarm is too sensitive" - well I nearly lost it, "it's only sensitive enough to detect when some idiot reverses into the car and then tries to walk away without even looking to see if they've caused any damage!!!". He had the usual go "shouldn't have a car like that if you're scared to park it somewhere..." etc etc and still stomped off.  So I took his wiper blades off and put them in a nearby bin to relieve my anger. Did I mention that it was chucking it down with rain by the way? ;D |
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Post by Fairscup on Jan 19, 2011 12:54:29 GMT 1
Oh, So that was you, was it?  |
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Post by wilee on Jan 19, 2011 14:34:21 GMT 1
Oh, So that was you, was it? lol... Ohh, I've done worse in my time, but never without due provocation |
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Post by Fairscup on Jan 19, 2011 20:45:41 GMT 1
you open the fridge door to find the remains of yesterday's dessert that tasted soooo great, only to discover that someone has been there before you.  |
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Post by Roma on Jan 20, 2011 0:52:16 GMT 1
When the grandkids come and empty the carton of orange juice and put the empty carton back in the fridge  |
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Post by Ann1 on Jan 20, 2011 10:12:30 GMT 1
I remember that one well Roma!!!!! ;D And putting shirts in the washbasket without opening the buttons 
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Post by Fairscup on Jan 20, 2011 10:12:33 GMT 1
You log on to Chronicle renegades and you are aaaaaaaaalllllllllll alone  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2011 12:59:19 GMT 1
When your buying one item from a supermarket and the person on the till says "Want a hand with your packing"  |
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Post by Ann1 on Jan 20, 2011 13:13:37 GMT 1
Or asks if your old enough when you have any alcohol!!!! Duh!!!!!!  
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Post by Jazz on Jan 20, 2011 13:31:22 GMT 1
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Post by Fairscup on Jan 20, 2011 13:34:48 GMT 1
the VCR or PVR or whatever doesn't record your favourite programme.
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Post by Pollypeterborough on Jan 20, 2011 13:45:21 GMT 1
When the wife tells you are you coming to bed. YOU NEED YOUR SLEEP.  |
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Post by Ann1 on Jan 20, 2011 13:47:13 GMT 1
People don't indicate which way they are going round a roundabout!!! 
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Post by Ann1 on Jan 20, 2011 13:48:46 GMT 1
I think we should rename this thread "Grumpy Old Sods" 
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Post by Pollypeterborough on Jan 20, 2011 13:56:27 GMT 1
I think we should rename this thread "Grumpy Old Sods"  What me.  |
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I've seen Newcastle United win silverware!
