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Post by Captain Marvel on Jun 30, 2013 20:40:02 GMT 1
As the fur-ore dies down after the ridiculous return of JFK the question must be asked why is he here? After the apparent rejection of Douglass by the return of the nerd what has he done since but meet up with Carr? He plans to watch the players himself by all accounts for what? If you take his speech he made before he was meant to be the man the buck stops with him he says.... Bollox, so far nowt has happened when it does I am certain it will be....Too late... Again!  ATB |
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Post by Captain Marvel on Jul 2, 2013 13:26:26 GMT 1
I see Perch is taking a medical this afterrnoon at Wigan by all accounts hes been told he has no future at the toon, by whom I wonder?? As my mates on holiday and Jfk is driving around with Carr who is making the decisions! Ashley???
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Jul 2, 2013 15:58:52 GMT 1
I see Perch is taking a medical this afterrnoon at Wigan by all accounts hes been told he has no future at the toon, by whom I wonder?? As my mates on holiday and Jfk is driving around with Carr who is making the decisions! Ashley??? ATB Probably this lot Capt  Attachments:
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Post by Captain Marvel on Jul 11, 2013 12:42:27 GMT 1
When The Cat's Away - The Mouse Will Talk! By Footy Mad - Editor Updated Thursday, 11th July 2013 Views: 68 Newcastle United RSS Feed Alan Pardew spent a month hiding under the bed, as Joe Kinnear took over as the mouth-piece of NUFC. But, while Kinnear is on holiday, we cannot shut Pardew up! fThe 51-year-old insists he has no plans to quit and is looking ahead to the new season in light of 2012-13's relegation battle and Joe Kinnear's appointment. Kinnear says he is "director of football", but behind his back Pardew tells us he is not! Apparently Joe doesn't have the powers he says he has - but Pardew has been extremely SLOW in telling us that. Alan 'The Mouse' has defended his achievements while at the St. James' Park helm, but admitted disappointment at last season. The 51-year-old was criticised last term as the Magpies fought for their Premier League survival. gHis tactics were poor - United having the stats to show they played more long-balls than any other Premiership team - and failing to score from a single corner in over 385 efforts spanning two years. Pardew put it down to: "We have small forwards". But, the team who scored from 19 corners last season - Man Utd - have Rooney and Van Persie, who hardly come from Land Of The Giants. Pardew: "I have worked very hard at this club and I am very proud of what I have achieved here,. "We reached the quarter-finals of the Europa League, and you have to finish in fifth place in the Premier League just to be in the Europa League. g"Last season, in the end, I felt we were a top-ten team for the last 15 games when those guys [Newcastle’s five January signings] arrived. "That kind of went under the radar. One win would have had us jumping four or five places and that would have looked more respectable." "The disappointing factor last season was the performances. "I didn’t think the results we got were to the level we could have achieved. "I am looking for a marked improvement in performance, and if we do that, then results will follow." He also says: "I will be bringing in new ideas in training, and I hope they work". But rumour has it, Joe 'The Caveman' could be taking over on the training pitch. Pardew's long-ball game v Kinnear's ... errrr ... long-ball game? It could be VERY interesting. WE TELL IT AS IT IS - NO BULLSHIT!   ;D  ATB |
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Post by Captain Marvel on Jul 25, 2013 20:59:36 GMT 1
Now we have no bullsh@t or action!! Big mouth K`near is keeping schtum while Pardew waffles and is increasingly looking out on a limb... ATB |
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Post by Captain Marvel on Aug 19, 2013 22:34:28 GMT 1
More bullshit from Pardew regarding the Cabaye affair, "he had his head turned" pure bollox it is all about keeping him from being injured so he can be sold as quickly as possible more cash in the bank for Ashley...
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Post by supermac on Aug 20, 2013 20:48:38 GMT 1
More bullshit from Pardew regarding the Cabaye affair, "he had his head turned" pure bollox it is all about keeping him from being injured so he can be sold as quickly as possible more cash in the bank for Ashley... I can take or leave NUFC Blog on most days, depending on the content, but I did agree with his stance on Cabaye today...1) It's going to take a lot more money to pry Cabaye away from Newcastle and 2) If he doesn't like it, he can sulk and sit out as long as he'd like...but we actually have some leverage (first time for everything) since it's a World Cup year...no way Cabaye refuses to play. I've tended to support Pardew more often than not in the past, but this summer has just turned me completely the other way. Everything he says is, as you note, pure bollocks...He just spews shite out without any semblance of integrity or self-awareness. I loved his rant on the inappropriate timing of Arsenal's bid...I mean, I get what he's saying, but get over it. If Cabaye can play, play him, unless they're serious about a move. I'm sure Arsene Wenger's masterplan was to get Newcastle so distracted and out of sorts that we had no choice but to lose so thoroughly that people would forget about Arsenal's crap performance and Newcastle could prop the entire league up. Guess what. Arsenal doesn't care about Newcastle United. Ditto Manchester United, Manchester City, Chelsea, Liverpool, Tottenham and probably one or two others. Newcastle enters their mind 4 times per year: 1) If they want to buy someone during the Summer Transfer Window 2) Prior to the match at St. James' Park 3) If they want to buy someone during the January Transfer Window 4) Prior to Newcastle's visit to their stadium I swore I wasn't going to get worked up after this first match because I KNEW we were going to lose it, and likely do so in a convincing fashion...but I never expected precisely what we witnessed yesterday...and that performance just puts the icing on the Bullsh1t Cake Pardew, JFK, Ashley, et. al have been baking all summer. MMMMM, DELICIOUS!Thank you sir, may I have another? |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Aug 21, 2013 17:15:13 GMT 1
Thank you sir, may I have another?..................Thanks, Mac............famous Kevin Bacon line from Animal House!
Having watched, listened too and read all the Mondays reviews can only come up with the most sensible line.
Support the Team, not the Regime!
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Post by Captain Marvel on Aug 21, 2013 21:08:28 GMT 1
More bullshit from Pardew regarding the Cabaye affair, "he had his head turned" pure bollox it is all about keeping him from being injured so he can be sold as quickly as possible more cash in the bank for Ashley... I can take or leave NUFC Blog on most days, depending on the content, but I did agree with his stance on Cabaye today...1) It's going to take a lot more money to pry Cabaye away from Newcastle and 2) If he doesn't like it, he can sulk and sit out as long as he'd like...but we actually have some leverage (first time for everything) since it's a World Cup year...no way Cabaye refuses to play. I've tended to support Pardew more often than not in the past, but this summer has just turned me completely the other way. Everything he says is, as you note, pure bollocks...He just spews shite out without any semblance of integrity or self-awareness. I loved his rant on the inappropriate timing of Arsenal's bid...I mean, I get what he's saying, but get over it. If Cabaye can play, play him, unless they're serious about a move. I'm sure Arsene Wenger's masterplan was to get Newcastle so distracted and out of sorts that we had no choice but to lose so thoroughly that people would forget about Arsenal's crap performance and Newcastle could prop the entire league up. Guess what. Arsenal doesn't care about Newcastle United. Ditto Manchester United, Manchester City, Chelsea, Liverpool, Tottenham and probably one or two others. Newcastle enters their mind 4 times per year: 1) If they want to buy someone during the Summer Transfer Window 2) Prior to the match at St. James' Park 3) If they want to buy someone during the January Transfer Window 4) Prior to Newcastle's visit to their stadium I swore I wasn't going to get worked up after this first match because I KNEW we were going to lose it, and likely do so in a convincing fashion...but I never expected precisely what we witnessed yesterday...and that performance just puts the icing on the Bullsh1t Cake Pardew, JFK, Ashley, et. al have been baking all summer. MMMMM, DELICIOUS!Thank you sir, may I have another? Both WL and your good self are doing a Stirling job on this forum granted there are more posters on most other NUFC forums but the quality forum is right here!    ATB |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2013 11:06:38 GMT 1
I guess it was always just a matter of when, not if, the next most stupid statement to be uttered this season finally arrived to annoy the hell out of me. Well this lot from Lee Ryder in the early on line version of the Ronnie Gill certainly made it difficult to keep my breakfast in place. Newcastle United boss Alan Pardew hopes (don't we all FFS!) his side can rise to the occasion in the next two home games Alan Pardew has urged the Toon Army to judge his side after their two home games with West Ham United and Fulham. The Newcastle United boss has emerged from the mauling at Manchester City determined to be philosophical in defeat. (Philosophical in defeat, we're getting plenty of bloody practice!) A full house (doubt that as well) will welcome back Premier League football to Tyneside on Saturday and, after the 4-0 battering at the Etihad, Newcastle expects. (Expects what, another defeat?) But Pardew – who spent Tuesday in the south of France for transfer talks with Mike Ashley and Joe Kinnear – is confident that his players will deliver against the Hammers. He told the Chronicle: “Really and truly it is about the next 37 games – particularly the two at home. We need points on the board. (Now there's a classic piece of bullshit having just come out of a 4 - 0 mauling, with further injuries added to those already and Saylor missing for three key games due to being an idiot.) “It will be a better measure for us after West Ham and Fulham. Judge us after that.” (Don't worry Alan, plenty will, believe me!) Newcastle have moved into the final fortnight of the transfer window with just Loic Remy’s loan switch all they have to show for their efforts so far. Sources close to director of football Joe Kinnear have indicated that Ashley held what the ex-Wimbledon boss said was a “positive meeting” with the Toon tycoon and his manager in a coastal location in the south of France after jetting to Nice. (These buggers hold more meetings than the UN) Kinnear emerged from the meeting to indicate he was “hopeful” of new signings after both Pardew and the DoF put forward their cases to bring in new blood. (I'm beginning to really hate the word 'Hope'. However as the Toon's Director of Feckall has spoken then surely supporters believe everything must be okay in the camp.) Newcastle were linked with Lyon midfielder Yoann Gourcuff but while the player is one United have been aware of, at 27 they want younger blood. Pardew is a big admirer of Blackpool’s Tom Ince and it is has been a name that has been put forward to the Toon board already this summer. (A sign of hope perhaps?) But the fact he is valued at £8million, with an unproven status in the Premier League, might deter the Magpies. (Very short lived that last bit of hope.) Shola Ameobi is also interesting Queens Park Rangers boss Harry Redknapp. (Ah! that's nice...) The QPR boss tried to sign Ameobi during his Portsmouth days, but Newcastle will not allow their long-serving striker to leave unless they bring in cover before the window shuts. (FFS, now you're definitely having a laugh.) Meanwhile, Pardew has thrown the gauntlet down to Hatem Ben Arfa and Cheick Tiote as Yohan Cabaye’s future is left shrouded in doubt. (Bit softer that gauntlet than a tea cup or hairdryer unless it's one of those armoured ones used by old mediaeval knights.) He said: “On the positive side, Hatem looked sharp in front of the goal. (Well that's a relief a positive has been found after Mondays display.) “I thought Cheick Tiote looked more like his old self. (So did I, a headless chicken trying to win the ball off better players and failing.) “Going forward we would be better judged after the next two games.” (Of that there is no doubt in my mind what so ever!) Ryder is often criticised by sections of The Toon Army as being out of touch and in the pocket of our most benevolent owner and after read this s**t it's easy to see why. I can see the new sign going up soon outside SJP... "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate", or "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." 'Divine' it isn't, 'Comedy' most certainly, 'Funny' anything but.... Lights Oot!  |
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Post by supermac on Aug 22, 2013 12:58:41 GMT 1
I guess it was always just a matter of when, not if, the next most stupid statement to be uttered this season finally arrived to annoy the hell out of me. Well this lot from Lee Ryder in the early on line version of the Ronnie Gill certainly made it difficult to keep my breakfast in place. Newcastle United boss Alan Pardew hopes (don't we all FFS!) his side can rise to the occasion in the next two home games Alan Pardew has urged the Toon Army to judge his side after their two home games with West Ham United and Fulham. The Newcastle United boss has emerged from the mauling at Manchester City determined to be philosophical in defeat. (Philosophical in defeat, we're getting plenty of bloody practice!) A full house (doubt that as well) will welcome back Premier League football to Tyneside on Saturday and, after the 4-0 battering at the Etihad, Newcastle expects. (Expects what, another defeat?) But Pardew – who spent Tuesday in the south of France for transfer talks with Mike Ashley and Joe Kinnear – is confident that his players will deliver against the Hammers. He told the Chronicle: “Really and truly it is about the next 37 games – particularly the two at home. We need points on the board. (Now there's a classic piece of bullshit having just come out of a 4 - 0 mauling, with further injuries added to those already and Saylor missing for three key games due to being an idiot.) “It will be a better measure for us after West Ham and Fulham. Judge us after that.” (Don't worry Alan, plenty will, believe me!) Newcastle have moved into the final fortnight of the transfer window with just Loic Remy’s loan switch all they have to show for their efforts so far. Sources close to director of football Joe Kinnear have indicated that Ashley held what the ex-Wimbledon boss said was a “positive meeting” with the Toon tycoon and his manager in a coastal location in the south of France after jetting to Nice. (These buggers hold more meetings than the UN) Kinnear emerged from the meeting to indicate he was “hopeful” of new signings after both Pardew and the DoF put forward their cases to bring in new blood. (I'm beginning to really hate the word 'Hope'. However as the Toon's Director of Feckall has spoken then surely supporters believe everything must be okay in the camp.) Newcastle were linked with Lyon midfielder Yoann Gourcuff but while the player is one United have been aware of, at 27 they want younger blood. Pardew is a big admirer of Blackpool’s Tom Ince and it is has been a name that has been put forward to the Toon board already this summer. (A sign of hope perhaps?) But the fact he is valued at £8million, with an unproven status in the Premier League, might deter the Magpies. (Very short lived that last bit of hope.) Shola Ameobi is also interesting Queens Park Rangers boss Harry Redknapp. (Ah! that's nice...) The QPR boss tried to sign Ameobi during his Portsmouth days, but Newcastle will not allow their long-serving striker to leave unless they bring in cover before the window shuts. (FFS, now you're definitely having a laugh.) Meanwhile, Pardew has thrown the gauntlet down to Hatem Ben Arfa and Cheick Tiote as Yohan Cabaye’s future is left shrouded in doubt. (Bit softer that gauntlet than a tea cup or hairdryer unless it's one of those armoured ones used by old mediaeval knights.) He said: “On the positive side, Hatem looked sharp in front of the goal. (Well that's a relief a positive has been found after Mondays display.) “I thought Cheick Tiote looked more like his old self. (So did I, a headless chicken trying to win the ball off better players and failing.) “Going forward we would be better judged after the next two games.” (Of that there is no doubt in my mind what so ever!) Ryder is often criticised by sections of The Toon Army as being out of touch and in the pocket of our most benevolent owner and after read this s**t it's easy to see why. I can see the new sign going up soon outside SJP... "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate", or "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." 'Divine' it isn't, 'Comedy' most certainly, 'Funny' anything but.... Lights Oot! That was brilliant...just what I needed this morning. +100  |
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Post by Captain Marvel on Aug 22, 2013 13:17:41 GMT 1
I guess it was always just a matter of when, not if, the next most stupid statement to be uttered this season finally arrived to annoy the hell out of me. Well this lot from Lee Ryder in the early on line version of the Ronnie Gill certainly made it difficult to keep my breakfast in place. Newcastle United boss Alan Pardew hopes (don't we all FFS!) his side can rise to the occasion in the next two home games Alan Pardew has urged the Toon Army to judge his side after their two home games with West Ham United and Fulham. The Newcastle United boss has emerged from the mauling at Manchester City determined to be philosophical in defeat. (Philosophical in defeat, we're getting plenty of bloody practice!) A full house (doubt that as well) will welcome back Premier League football to Tyneside on Saturday and, after the 4-0 battering at the Etihad, Newcastle expects. (Expects what, another defeat?) But Pardew – who spent Tuesday in the south of France for transfer talks with Mike Ashley and Joe Kinnear – is confident that his players will deliver against the Hammers. He told the Chronicle: “Really and truly it is about the next 37 games – particularly the two at home. We need points on the board. (Now there's a classic piece of bullshit having just come out of a 4 - 0 mauling, with further injuries added to those already and Saylor missing for three key games due to being an idiot.) “It will be a better measure for us after West Ham and Fulham. Judge us after that.” (Don't worry Alan, plenty will, believe me!) Newcastle have moved into the final fortnight of the transfer window with just Loic Remy’s loan switch all they have to show for their efforts so far. Sources close to director of football Joe Kinnear have indicated that Ashley held what the ex-Wimbledon boss said was a “positive meeting” with the Toon tycoon and his manager in a coastal location in the south of France after jetting to Nice. (These buggers hold more meetings than the UN) Kinnear emerged from the meeting to indicate he was “hopeful” of new signings after both Pardew and the DoF put forward their cases to bring in new blood. (I'm beginning to really hate the word 'Hope'. However as the Toon's Director of Feckall has spoken then surely supporters believe everything must be okay in the camp.) Newcastle were linked with Lyon midfielder Yoann Gourcuff but while the player is one United have been aware of, at 27 they want younger blood. Pardew is a big admirer of Blackpool’s Tom Ince and it is has been a name that has been put forward to the Toon board already this summer. (A sign of hope perhaps?) But the fact he is valued at £8million, with an unproven status in the Premier League, might deter the Magpies. (Very short lived that last bit of hope.) Shola Ameobi is also interesting Queens Park Rangers boss Harry Redknapp. (Ah! that's nice...) The QPR boss tried to sign Ameobi during his Portsmouth days, but Newcastle will not allow their long-serving striker to leave unless they bring in cover before the window shuts. (FFS, now you're definitely having a laugh.) Meanwhile, Pardew has thrown the gauntlet down to Hatem Ben Arfa and Cheick Tiote as Yohan Cabaye’s future is left shrouded in doubt. (Bit softer that gauntlet than a tea cup or hairdryer unless it's one of those armoured ones used by old mediaeval knights.) He said: “On the positive side, Hatem looked sharp in front of the goal. (Well that's a relief a positive has been found after Mondays display.) “I thought Cheick Tiote looked more like his old self. (So did I, a headless chicken trying to win the ball off better players and failing.) “Going forward we would be better judged after the next two games.” (Of that there is no doubt in my mind what so ever!) Ryder is often criticised by sections of The Toon Army as being out of touch and in the pocket of our most benevolent owner and after read this s**t it's easy to see why. I can see the new sign going up soon outside SJP... "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate", or "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." 'Divine' it isn't, 'Comedy' most certainly, 'Funny' anything but.... Lights Oot! All I can say is keep getting annoyed WL cos this is just soopa!!   ATB |
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Post by Fairscup on Aug 22, 2013 13:53:49 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2013 18:35:03 GMT 1
Fairsy if you are wanting a dose of sarcasm have a read of the follow up story from Mr Ryder in this afternoons on line version of the Ronnie Gill... Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew has revealed he and owner Mike Ashley have a "game plan" in place for the closing stages of the transfer window. (Well that should be novel as there doesn't appear to be much of a one evident during the bloody games.) The United boss indicated that Newcastle must sit tight over the Yohan Cabaye situation with no fresh bid for the player since Monday’s £12million offer from Arsenal. (I think Joe Feckinere must be nailed to his seat as he appears not to have moved from it in over two months.) After speaking to Mike Ashley in the south of France this week, he said: “We wanted to make sure we had a game plan going to the final week of the window.” (Begs the question what game do they think they are playing, Monopoly?) The Cabaye transfer is still hanging over Newcastle and it remains to be seen if he plays against West Ham on Saturday. (I do so like gallows humour, and the thought of a transfer hanging at half time during the game against Big Spams Hammers is classic Mikey and will probably bring in more supporters than usual, priceless!) Pardew said: “We are the sort of club where we aren’t in that bracket where we can’t dictate a transfer. (Unable to bring one over the line either so that bracket must be bloody broken. Shame it's no longer possible to nip doon the road to Swan Hunters and get one of the lads to knock another one up double quick like...) “Sometimes we have to respond because of the position we are in. (Head up a**e) “We don’t have the luxuries of Tottenham or Liverpool. (That's the match day bog roll gone for starters then...) “So for us, we are poised and waiting to see what happens. (Ah! poised, good word that. I'm poised to get bladdered on Saturday it may be the only thing I enjoy.) “We want to make sure we bring in one or two players who affect our first team.” (What? Like being able to play you mean.) Pardew also responded to speculation that Shola Ameobi could make a move to QPR. He said: “He’s been a good player at this football club and a great character and leader here. (OMG!) “My position is clear on all players here. (It is?) “If there is a situation where it is right for the player and right for the club, we will move them on. (They all have a price tag attached.) “In Shola’s case that isn’t where it’s at.” (Sh*t his price tag has fallen off!) Pardew is also determined to see off West Ham to kick-start Newcastle’s campaign after being drubbed 4-0 off City. (He may well be caught on video at the Central Station after the game to see them off back to The Smoke having taken all three points with them.) He said: “We need to get a couple of results in very quickly, just for our fans. (Going by the failure to bring in any players during this transfer window getting these results in could also be a job and a half.) “I feel sorry for them, the whole situation. (Me too mate.) “They watched the team struggle and then seen the sending off in the game. (Thank god for The Dog!) “Then a player with outstanding talent in Yohan Cabaye not playing is hard to take. (Why didn't you play him regardless then FFS!?) “I don’t think it is worth talking about anything else apart from my players here all pulling in one direction to try to get a result on Saturday. (What's with all the crap above then?)(Also now got this vision inside my head of one or two of our players down the Quayside on Saturday night trying to pull members of One Direction, scary.) “It is a chance for us to have a new start this season. (And after last weeks soundbites there was me thinking the side was prepared...) “It was a difficult night on Monday. (Nah, my local had enough Dog to make it worthwhile.) “There were a whole manner of things going on. (Must have missed that bit while at the bog for a p.) “But we are certainly looking to put a smile on the faces of fans this Saturday.” (Yeah! but which ones?) In all my years of following The Toon I have only once ever wanted a Manager to go and go quickly, and that was Sourmess. Just couldn't stand the bloke. I certainly don't put Alpha Papa in that category of ineptitude, however he really does need to start telling it like it is rather than all this current claptrap. His time remaining at the helm is precarious to say the least and IMO probably two defeats away from finally coming to an end! Then I really do start to worry about what happens next... Lights Oot!  |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Aug 22, 2013 18:56:28 GMT 1
Thanks fer that WL.........................this is like entering the twilight zone..............if I didn't read it wouldn't have believed it. Must be great for the farmers in the northeast with all this manure being spread!
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I've seen Newcastle United win silverware!