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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2013 18:24:02 GMT 1
FFS....nearly choked on my dog.......Go on BBC Football site under August Transfers.....picture of a guy on the right in a Roma shirt (Wind on the front)....Its Jonas...right?  Has my Christmas come early ? Did Jonas give the pictures of AP with farmyard animals back to AP? Help me guys...who is it? The similarity to Jonas is 'So UnCanny' (sic)...but sadly not him LOL! In fact when you see the guy in the flesh he looks more like Johnny Depp. To put you out of your misery Canny it's Pablo Daniel Osvaldo who went to Southampton earlier this month from Roma for a club-record fee of around £15m. Lights Oot!  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2013 18:53:57 GMT 1
Ok presumably this guy Osvaldo is a real footballer........Thats where all similarities end.
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Aug 31, 2013 4:53:36 GMT 1
FFS....nearly choked on my dog.......Go on BBC Football site under August Transfers.....picture of a guy on the right in a Roma shirt (Wind on the front)....Its Jonas...right? Has my Christmas come early ? Did Jonas give the pictures of AP with farmyard animals back to AP? Help me guys...who is it? Canny can appreciate you checking the transfers but I hope you didn't think any of these clowns capable of bringing someone "over the line"  and Adam Campbell doesn't count FFS |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 13:08:00 GMT 1
I'm now working on a new competition for next season based upon Bullsh*t Bingo. The thing is trying to come up with statements and soundbites not likely to be used by Alpha Papa is proving a challenge. Then I have the history distorting musings of Joe Feckinere to build into any format. One issue I don't have is incorporating a left field comment from out most benevolent owner, otherwise a bit like expecting a major signing today, no one would win except him! So while having a break for a quick coffee and bite to eat I sit down to read this... www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-boss-alan-pardew-pleased-5827897The piece above in the link from the Ronnie Gill by Lee Ryder has enough positive spin on it to possibly end up in orbit. In fact there are also now political scribes up and down the country crying in their beers with envy. Four points and a cup win plus three clean sheets it may well have been, but far from convincing regarding an indication it will remain that way or prove sustainable. After all that early days stuff works both ways. Get something from Villa in two weeks time, plus three points from Hull and defeat Leeds at Home then I may start to believe. Until that happens it just doesn't smell right. Lights Oot!  |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Sept 2, 2013 15:39:59 GMT 1
Hey WL, there's a game that's very popular over here at county fairs in the summer, in rural areas called "cow flop bingo". They line a field like a Bingo card and people "bet" on a certain square. Then they give a bull a laxative and let'em loose on the grid. If the bull takes a dump on yer square your are entitled to share in the pot of money. Anyway when I clicked your link and read the piece "cow flop bingo" came to mind.
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Post by Captain Marvel on Sept 2, 2013 22:31:11 GMT 1
I'm now working on a new competition for next season based upon Bullsh*t Bingo. The thing is trying to come up with statements and soundbites not likely to be used by Alpha Papa is proving a challenge. Then I have the history distorting musings of Joe Feckinere to build into any format. One issue I don't have is incorporating a left field comment from out most benevolent owner, otherwise a bit like expecting a major signing today, no one would win except him! So while having a break for a quick coffee and bite to eat I sit down to read this... www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-boss-alan-pardew-pleased-5827897The piece above in the link from the Ronnie Gill by Lee Ryder has enough positive spin on it to possibly end up in orbit. In fact there are also now political scribes up and down the country crying in their beers with envy. Four points and a cup win plus three clean sheets it may well have been, but far from convincing regarding an indication it will remain that way or prove sustainable. After all that early days stuff works both ways. Get something from Villa in two weeks time, plus three points from Hull and defeat Leeds at Home then I may start to believe. Until that happens it just doesn't smell right. Lights Oot! According to a guy on the Mag he has been sent info. That a Ukrainian billionaire is taking over the Toon!! Mind it has to be taken with a dose.... Of salt??    ATB |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 23:06:43 GMT 1
I recall celebrated Toon Army member 'That's yer Lot' saying exactly the same to his Mrs last summer and warning her not to look back on the transfer window as it would only end in tears. Did she listen...nah!  Lights Oot! |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Sept 2, 2013 23:17:30 GMT 1
this just might be too good to be true Capt  |
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Post by Captain Marvel on Sept 3, 2013 7:22:14 GMT 1
I recall celebrated Toon Army member 'That's yer Lot' saying exactly the same to his Mrs last summer and warning her not to look back on the transfer window as it would only end in tears. Did she listen...nah! Lights Oot! Makes me wonder though WL, it may be absolute bollox but if Ashley pockets the tv and the wonga cash that must be near getting his loan back!!? Or is he just getting his loan back? Time will tell.  ATB |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2013 11:31:05 GMT 1
Like I said ...........he may be getting his loan back as a side effect.......but he is getting his own back really.
However , in reality...it's all Pardews fault......
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Post by Captain Marvel on Sept 3, 2013 12:41:47 GMT 1
Like I said ...........he may be getting his loan back as a side effect.......but he is getting his own back really. However , in reality...it's all Pardews fault...... Pardew the £rse licker supreme, are you seriously suggesting he cannot be blamed? He is part of the problem we have! ATB Nah Cannyman is bored stiff he is on a wind up strategy to keep himself amused!  ATB |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2013 16:26:39 GMT 1
Here is the 'Official' NUFC bulls manure..... We are delighted to have brought Loic Remy to the club in this window and we believe he will form an exciting and effective partnership with Papiss Cisse. Joe has worked hard on numerous targets, particularly an additional offensive player. However some of the options that were available within our financial means were not as good as the players we already had and there is no point bringing in new players unless they can improve us and take us forward. We did the majority of our business in the January window, signing five excellent first team players. With the strong squad we have we should all approach the season in a positive, optimistic frame of mind. You better believe it....Lights Oot!  |
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Post by Fairscup on Sept 3, 2013 16:29:35 GMT 1
Grrrrrrrr!
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Sept 3, 2013 17:47:45 GMT 1
Here is the 'Official' NUFC bulls manure..... We are delighted to have brought Loic Remy to the club in this window and we believe he will form an exciting and effective partnership with Papiss Cisse. Joe has worked hard on numerous targets, particularly an additional offensive player. However some of the options that were available within our financial means were not as good as the players we already had and there is no point bringing in new players unless they can improve us and take us forward. We did the majority of our business in the January window, signing five excellent first team players. With the strong squad we have we should all approach the season in a positive, optimistic frame of mind. You better believe it....Lights Oot! more cow fop bingo.............brilliant strategy! |
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Post by Captain Marvel on Sept 3, 2013 21:06:18 GMT 1
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I've seen Newcastle United win silverware!
