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Post by Fairscup on Mar 2, 2012 11:23:20 GMT 1
Shame on you Ann..........thinking about Leazes white bits......  I've said this before Canny. There's something not quite right with the way yer mind works!  Now isn't that a fact? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2012 12:33:28 GMT 1
I've said this before Canny. There's something not quite right with the way yer mind works! Now isn't that a fact? Well,most geniuses( or genii ) have minds that are abstract or on a different plane , and not easy to follow by mere mortals.......My mind would have been a finely tuned high speed philosophical machine of tremendous power..........but the truth is I lost it on one of those planes between the USA and UK..............   |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Mar 2, 2012 13:44:24 GMT 1
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Mar 3, 2012 23:05:31 GMT 1
Any chance of you videoing it and posting it here so we can all share the wonder of "Cannyoke"? ;D TERRORIST ALERT - Mrs Broon was scanning area traffic conditions via online web cams and happened upon a Black SUV rice rocket with personalized GEORDIE 1 plates zooming up the PA Turnpike towards the Pennsylvania Alps. Our current and constant state of ORANGE in this household was immediately upgraded to RED, (highest level) followed by her usual rant.   To all interested a pre mackem match training is in order tonight and an invasion of Waldo's is planned. If interested any predictions of Cannyokie's set list should be posted here and I will try and record actual list on blackberry. Prizes fer closest to actual will be awarded during one of May's training sessions planned in your fair city. Predictions on how many phone #'s or Facebook address's Canny is supplied with may also qualify for prizes. Good luck all. |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Mar 4, 2012 8:22:59 GMT 1
Another succesful session! Put the lad to bed with Polly's golden bucket alongside. Made it inside without alerting Mrs. Broon, it's all good. Gotta be up in a couple of hours fer the match. Should ave just made it a night on the tiles. ;D
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Mar 7, 2012 5:20:25 GMT 1
Another succesful session! Put the lad to bed with Polly's golden bucket alongside. Made it inside without alerting Mrs. Broon, it's all good. Gotta be up in a couple of hours fer the match. Should ave just made it a night on the tiles. ;D Ah, the famous Waldos. Nestled deep in the Pennsylvania coal region tis the Pub of choice fer Broon and Cannyman’s now infamous training sessions. What’s different about tonight is a large assembly of young’uns celebrating a pretty lass’s 21st. Much to the disappointment of Cannyokie and the other regular singers, the partygoers dominated much of the request board this night. Broon is not bothered much, as the last time he sung hounds all over the neighborhood began howling. If fact Broon is quite pleased as the prospects of watching drunkin young lass’s in short skirts and tight clothing are far more appealing to his eyes than that of cowboy wanna be’s and burned out rock’n rollers trying to reclaim their glory years. Canny’s attire is appropriate being the eve of the derby. His tee shirt depicts a fellow in a black and white striped shirt taking a p*ss on a fellow in a red and white shirt. Upon entering Waldos it’s Broon to the bar and orders two Ale’s. The barmaid returns with the Ale’s but doesn’t take Broons money and it sits on the bar. After several minutes Broon inquires if she forgot and she replies, “fer regulars the first round is always free”. Yikes, now we’re considered regulars? Now this ain’t good fer Broon to be considered a “regular” at any pub. Mrs. Broon keeps a tight leash on him as he is only allowed oot when Canny comes in, Sporting events and fishin trips. Broon knows if he becomes a regular anywhere part of his paycheck will be going directly into Mrs. Broons private detective fund. Cannyman thinks this is hilarious as it’s all because of his singin notoriety that has put Broon in this predicament. Mind you Broon’s only been in this place 4 or 5 times since September but Canny, who knows. He found it years ago when he snuck out of his mother in laws for a walk and found the place. As the night proceeds Canny is only able to get three songs in because of the revelers. Broon is enjoying the wobbling young’uns in their high heels trying to traverse to and from the stage area. At one point Canny is singing and gets bumped several times by a young lad trying to impress his date with his dance moves. Without missin a lyric Canny calls the guy a di*ckhead and continues on. It didn’t seem so funny at the time but will come into play later. We had set some ground rules prior to the session as the Mackem match was 7 am our time. Canny had made arrangements with one of his construction fairy friends to watch the match at his place. A manure supporter, but a decent fellow regardless and has a hell’uva gameroom. I always wondered why most manure fans aren’t even from Manchester. Anyway it gets to 2am, closing time and we gotta go. As Canny’s wobbling back to the car he decides a lightpole is withering and gives it a watering. Next up is a couple leaning on a fence kissing and engaged in what only can be described as some,” heavy petting “. Recognizing the lad from the stage, yup di*ckhead, Canny hollers oot, “DON’T DO IT, THE GUYS AN ASSH*LE”. To which the young lass meekly replies, “don’t worry I won’t”. Well Canny is beside himself with laughter all the way home. So proud of himself for perhaps at most preventing an unwanted pregnancy and at least ruining the young lads chances of getting any. I was up first the next morning at 5:45 am and called the lad. After the usual mumbling of where am I? He let out another, “DON’T DO IT. HE’S AN ASSH*LE” followed by more uncontrollable laughter. We got to Canny’s friends house 5 minutes into the match and the rest is history. All game long Canny is telling us how he predicted a loss so when Slowla ties it up we cheer and laugh, yeah sure, only Slowla could ave done it! Having read all the match reports I went back and watched the replay because we missed the first 5 minutes. If Catermoles tackle on Tiote wasn’t in MON’s game plan to set the tone well “I’ll be dipped in shite”! Oh, I forgot Cannyman sez the TV commentator for the match, I don’t recall his name, is what you guys call a “curb crawler” whatever that means. Broon Attachments:
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Post by Fairscup on Mar 7, 2012 10:52:36 GMT 1
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Post by LeazesEnder47 on Mar 7, 2012 11:35:57 GMT 1
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Post by Pollypeterborough on Mar 7, 2012 11:58:26 GMT 1
PMSL.   |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2012 12:32:45 GMT 1
Another succesful session! Put the lad to bed with Polly's golden bucket alongside. Made it inside without alerting Mrs. Broon, it's all good. Gotta be up in a couple of hours fer the match. Should ave just made it a night on the tiles. ;D Ah, the famous Waldos. Nestled deep in the Pennsylvania coal region tis the Pub of choice fer Broon and Cannyman’s now infamous training sessions. What’s different about tonight is a large assembly of young’uns celebrating a pretty lass’s 21st. Much to the disappointment of Cannyokie and the other regular singers, the partygoers dominated much of the request board this night. Broon is not bothered much, as the last time he sung hounds all over the neighborhood began howling. If fact Broon is quite pleased as the prospects of watching drunkin young lass’s in short skirts and tight clothing are far more appealing to his eyes than that of cowboy wanna be’s and burned out rock’n rollers trying to reclaim their glory years. Canny’s attire is appropriate being the eve of the derby. His tee shirt depicts a fellow in a black and white striped shirt taking a p*ss on a fellow in a red and white shirt. Upon entering Waldos it’s Broon to the bar and orders two Ale’s. The barmaid returns with the Ale’s but doesn’t take Broons money and it sits on the bar. After several minutes Broon inquires if she forgot and she replies, “fer regulars the first round is always free”. Yikes, now we’re considered regulars? Now this ain’t good fer Broon to be considered a “regular” at any pub. Mrs. Broon keeps a tight leash on him as he is only allowed oot when Canny comes in, Sporting events and fishin trips. Broon knows if he becomes a regular anywhere part of his paycheck will be going directly into Mrs. Broons private detective fund. Cannyman thinks this is hilarious as it’s all because of his singin notoriety that has put Broon in this predicament. Mind you Broon’s only been in this place 4 or 5 times since September but Canny, who knows. He found it years ago when he snuck out of his mother in laws for a walk and found the place. As the night proceeds Canny is only able to get three songs in because of the revelers. Broon is enjoying the wobbling young’uns in their high heels trying to traverse to and from the stage area. At one point Canny is singing and gets bumped several times by a young lad trying to impress his date with his dance moves. Without missin a lyric Canny calls the guy a di*ckhead and continues on. It didn’t seem so funny at the time but will come into play later. We had set some ground rules prior to the session as the Mackem match was 7 am our time. Canny had made arrangements with one of his construction fairy friends to watch the match at his place. A manure supporter, but a decent fellow regardless and has a hell’uva gameroom. I always wondered why most manure fans aren’t even from Manchester. Anyway it gets to 2am, closing time and we gotta go. As Canny’s wobbling back to the car he decides a lightpole is withering and gives it a watering. Next up is a couple leaning on a fence kissing and engaged in what only can be described as some,” heavy petting “. Recognizing the lad from the stage, yup di*ckhead, Canny hollers oot, “DON’T DO IT, THE GUYS AN ASSH*LE”. To which the young lass meekly replies, “don’t worry I won’t”. Well Canny is beside himself with laughter all the way home. So proud of himself for perhaps at most preventing an unwanted pregnancy and at least ruining the young lads chances of getting any. I was up first the next morning at 5:45 am and called the lad. After the usual mumbling of where am I? He let out another, “DON’T DO IT. HE’S AN ASSH*LE” followed by more uncontrollable laughter. We got to Canny’s friends house 5 minutes into the match and the rest is history. All game long Canny is telling us how he predicted a loss so when Slowla ties it up we cheer and laugh, yeah sure, only Slowla could ave done it! Having read all the match reports I went back and watched the replay because we missed the first 5 minutes. If Catermoles tackle on Tiote wasn’t in MON’s game plan to set the tone well “I’ll be dipped in shite”! Oh, I forgot Cannyman sez the TV commentator for the match, I don’t recall his name, is what you guys call a “curb crawler” whatever that means. Broon Just want to take a minute and emphasize just how brilliant these reports are. I watch it through glazed sex-starved eyes and read all the online newspaper and magazine reports but they just don't hold a candle to this read. The bar doesn't get the sound right yet it's always described here. Every read leaves me wishing I was there. It's a real privilege to be a member(dickhead) and read your stuff ... David Pleat. |
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Post by LeazesEnder47 on Mar 7, 2012 13:21:48 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2012 20:27:06 GMT 1
All that Karma must be doing you some good Canny................ I expected to read you had chinned  that kid for being a dickhead as it's the nearest you get over there to meeting a living breathing Mackem before the match. Mellowing with age.................who would have believed it! By the way does Broon have any idea who David Pleat is? CWL  |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Mar 8, 2012 1:09:31 GMT 1
All that Karma must be doing you some good Canny................ I expected to read you had chinned that kid for being a dickhead as it's the nearest you get over there to meeting a living breathing Mackem before the match. Mellowing with age.................who would have believed it! By the way does Broon have any idea who David Pleat is? CWL He does now............appears the lad is 1 up on me.............again  |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Mar 8, 2012 7:30:46 GMT 1
Just want to take a minute and emphasize just how brilliant these reports are. I watch it through glazed sex-starved eyes and read all the online newspaper and magazine reports but they just don't hold a candle to this read. The bar doesn't get the sound right yet it's always described here. Every read leaves me wishing I was there. It's a real privilege to be a member(dickhead) and read your stuff ... David Pleat. Read more: chroniclemembers.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=forthesupporters&action=display&thread=793&page=8#ixzz1oVHKTLw2WUM ALERT WUM ALERT................poster is a mischevious gremlin that takes great delight in posting little "digs" at those taller than himself and his wit knows no bounds. Be it Faisy's Norweigen Wood, Leazer's "tiny white bits" or Anne1's pineapples no one is safe...........steer clear. I know how to swim, but ain't takin the bait. David Pleat ain't a member here and neither is Shirley Knot. Clever little guy..............and I'm keepin close watch on me karmas |
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Post by LeazesEnder47 on Mar 8, 2012 7:56:07 GMT 1
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I've seen Newcastle United win silverware!
