BRS
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Post by BRS on Nov 21, 2011 1:47:55 GMT 1
....only - EMPTYNESS OF THOUGHT - as the state/Corporate education system intended....
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2011 10:11:14 GMT 1
....................Spume was really enjoying himself messing with the minds of the 'Big Jobs'. "What next?" he thought. As he looked out across the room the DI decided it was time to leave. No point in getting mixed up with Decka and his Boss as he would only end up taking the pieces of silver. Further across town a man made his way towards a sleezy hotel just off Vine Street. He had business to attend too and a dangerous smile crossed his face. Now where do I begin............
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Post by Jazz on Nov 21, 2011 23:30:59 GMT 1
.........he was looking for a part of his past....could he recapture those days, he wondered? The sleazy hotel had many memories for him, some good, some not so good. He wondered who was in charge of the place now, would it be............
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2011 23:52:24 GMT 1
..............Mrs Lovett. Nah! That was another time and place. "She could do a mean pie though!" he thought. He stopped at a street corner just to check he was heading in the right direction before continuing his journey. That was the trick, never ever hurry. No one bothered to see or notice someone who walked slowly while everyone remembered those in a rush. Pulling up the collar of his trench coat he carried on towards the Hotel. Little did he realise there was someone else out on the streets tonight taking an interest in him. This character was also in no hurry to......................
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Post by Jazz on Nov 22, 2011 0:03:43 GMT 1
........reach the hotel. He knew the D.I would be likely to head for his old hideaway....a place he had used as an unofficial headquarters.....not many people knew about the D.I's interest, talent and involvement in Scotland Yard's "Unusual Unexplained Incidents Squad" (UUIS). He watched as the D.I. neared the hotel...........
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2011 0:18:48 GMT 1
.......................Spume could sense the presence of evil nearby. He wasn't much good at judging distances, but it was close enough to make the hair on the back of his skull stand up. Which was far too close no matter how you thought about it! Yet deep in the DI's pocket the wee fellow believed it was safe. Well as safe as anything can be with pure evil roaming the pavements. The DI approached the Hotel entrance before.............
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Post by Jazz on Nov 22, 2011 10:43:07 GMT 1
........looking over his shoulder to check that he wasn't observed by anyone. His eyes peered through the gloom of a mid November night. About 200 yards away an indistinct shadowy figure in a long cloak was lurking in a doorway. He made a mental note of this, then entered the hotel, being welcomed by a person he didn't know, a small, wizened man in a grubby green velvet suit. "Welcome, welcome, sir!" the small man said in a high wavering voice......"Your room is ready"........
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Post by Pollypeterborough on Nov 25, 2011 0:03:40 GMT 1
...... May i take you up to it. With a smile on his face and a glint in his eyes, he said it is the red and blue sweat. At that the DI looked at him and .......
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Post by Jazz on Nov 25, 2011 18:36:59 GMT 1
........turned a peculiar shade of green.....he suspected that the red and blue suite had surprises in store for him....unpleasant surprises at that. The D.I. followed the small man up the stairs....."This is it sir, I hope it's to your liking, sir?", he held out his hand for a tip. Normally the D.I. didn't give tips but he thought the man could be helpful to him in the future so he slipped him a fiver. "By the way, sir....I'll give you a little clue that may be of assistance to you........AAAAAGH!" The green suited man fell to the ground clutching his head. Staring down at him, the D.I. saw that an horrific gaping wound had almost taken the top of his head off. He backed into his room hurriedly...........
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2011 0:44:13 GMT 1
.............. and turned to find Spume materialising out of thin air on his bed. "Quickly man shut the door and bolt it!" said the wee creature. The Man did as instructed then moved towards the bed. "What the fu..", "Halt! Don't say a word." said Spume. While returning his magical blade back into it's scabbard. "You are most fortunate as a member of the UUIS to have one such as myself to keep you out of trouble. This is not a time for becoming lax as there is pure evil roaming the streets tonight." The DI looked bemused and rather pale. "Okay then, you better fill me in on the details I'm missing here" he said...............
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Post by Jazz on Nov 26, 2011 11:15:35 GMT 1
.........Spume began......"Do you remember that fat man and his friend, Dereck?" said Spume. The D.I. nodded. "Well, he is more than a man, he controls an evil empire and has access to supernatural powers, he is able to call up demons which are somehow linked to the world of football". He uses words like dnalrednus and...."........Suddenly there was a loud explosive sound and a red mist formed, interspersed with white flashes of lightning........
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2011 22:07:11 GMT 1
.....................before them now stood a denizen from a Land Down Under. The Daemon had a cool tan and a nice line in clothing which belied the fact he wasn't actually real. "Listen carefully to what I have to say or your children shall suffer the consequences." "Bloody hell, just as well I don't have any kids then", thought the DI. The creature in the natty suit spoke again, " You must come with me to visit a Shaman with an all seeing eye." The Daemon spread his hands and a portal appeared in the wall. Without a seconds pause he pointed, "Move now!" he commanded and the DI with Spume on his shoulder obeyed. Following a quick bout of nausea later they found themselves in.......................
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Post by Jazz on Nov 28, 2011 23:44:32 GMT 1
.......an undulating desert with a bright blue sky, a burning sun blazed down with a fierce heat. The D.I. started sweating immediately, thinking to himself that he wasn't as fit as he used to be. Spume, having read his thoughts said "Don't worry, I'll take care of you, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve!" In the distance, a shimmering white building glistened in the sun......it was difficult to know how far away it was.....5 miles, 10, 20? "GO!" the suited daemon spoke, pointing to the building........."Therein that place lies wisdom which passeth all understanding." "Too right" thought the D.I., "Everything seems to be passing me by at the moment." He shook his head and with Spume still on his shoulder started trudging through the sand towards the mysterious building............
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2011 11:02:38 GMT 1
........................only to find out six hours later they were no closer than before. "Hang on a minute." The DI turned to face his guide from Down Under and discovered it now had a series of numbers above its head. The Daemon looked as cool as a penguin in a fridge despite the forty plus degree temperature. Spume looked very relaxed as well sitting there on his shoulder with another set of numbers poised above the small creature. Whereas he was soaked through and may as well have been wearing a wet towel for clothing. "None of this is real!" he said. "Took you a while", laughed Spume. At that point The Daemon disappeared to be replaced with a.........................
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Post by Jazz on Dec 2, 2011 13:32:07 GMT 1
..........camel......."Camels", thought the D.I....."weren't they animals of the Middle East, North Africa, those sort of areas?"
"No, my friend, camels can occur wherever you want them to occur." said Spume and clicking his fingers the numbers above his head turned to 55.........another click and an "N" appeared.........
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