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Post by Jazz on Nov 11, 2011 23:35:00 GMT 1
......"I've got a proposition for yer.....pin back yer lugholes, me old cock sparrer." The D.I. listened with mounting incredulity. Dereck knew who the triple murderer was, but had been told by his boss, the fat man sitting next to him to "fix it" so that the felon was not apprehended. Apparently, his boss had money to burn and what was being offered to the D.I was exactly that, money, and big money at that!...........
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2011 23:52:47 GMT 1
.........."Do I take a Chance or not?", crossed the DI's mind for a brief second or two. " I could end up going Directly to Jail." he said to the man in black while looking directly at his Boss. "Okay then, let's hear it, what you offering me and what do you want for it?" The small man smirked, adjusted his glasses and then began..............
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Post by Pollypeterborough on Nov 12, 2011 1:55:18 GMT 1
.......With this far fetched story about them horrible red and blue signs
we need you with your connections in the police to .......
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Post by Jazz on Nov 12, 2011 11:11:35 GMT 1
....."somehow bend the rules a little bit, just a little, so that my guvner here can change attitudes round here. He's a big player on the international scene and wants to get everyone on his side....know what I mean. He's into gambling on a big scale......red & blue are his corporate colours.......he's already knocked three people off for standing in his way so............
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2011 22:15:43 GMT 1
.........."Hang on a minute you short ars" Just then a tall blonde with legs that went right up to her eyes made her way towards the alcove. By day she was a shelf stacker for a sports retail outlet. At night she became a high class escort and sole property of Dereck's Boss. The DI drew in a sharp intake of breath before asking, "How about that drink you promised me earlier? A man could die of thirst around here." The woman looked across at her Boss before..............
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Post by Jazz on Nov 12, 2011 22:53:02 GMT 1
........winking broadly at the D.I. It was obvious that he knew her, she was one of his informants but did the other two men know that? Could she be of assistance to him in this investigation? He sat back in his chair, smoked his cigar, took a sip of his drink and thought to himself "I may as well enjoy this situation before any bad stuff happens." The woman spoke.......
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2011 18:36:22 GMT 1
.............."Just got me harris back here from that sleezy hotel you own across on Vine Street, Boss. Ah! bumped into Mary Poppins while I was there. Got a mesage for yah! Decka, you better watch your back me old china." The woman smiled at the man in black, but it was full of venom. "You don't know how f*****g terrible we can be Darlin", said Decka. The DI laughed, "What's all this we business?" Decka's Boss just glared at him across the table, then the lights went out............
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Post by Jazz on Nov 14, 2011 23:44:36 GMT 1
.......the D.I. found himself being grabbed from behind...his hands being roughly tied behind his back. He was pushed forward into the darkness. A door was opened and he found himself in a well lit room.......he gasped in amazement, around the room which was decorated in red and blue were photographs of a football team unknown to him but also kitted out in the very same red and blue.....red and blue striped shirts..........
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Post by Pollypeterborough on Nov 15, 2011 2:15:10 GMT 1
....... and a fat man in the corner in his fat fingers that was covered in gold rings and holding a picture of .........
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Post by Jazz on Nov 15, 2011 18:57:37 GMT 1
......Alan Shearer. The fat man spoke, "I wish I could be as popular as this man"....... "You could be" said the D.I....."But it takes time and effort and a natural talent". "I've got plenty of talent, always have had" the fat man replied. "What sort of talent have you?" asked the D.I.
Decka started giggling which set the tall blonde off laughing as well. "Tell him, boss!" Decka shouted between his bouts of hysterical laughter............
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2011 23:21:29 GMT 1
.................Less than a second later Decka's laughter was cut off as if his throat had been caught in a vice like strangle hold from out of nowhere. An alien air pervaded the room as his Boss simply stared at the smaller man who was now going a peculiar shade of beetroot! Without any warning the woman grabbed Decka and lifted him off his feet from behind as if they were doing some strange kind of dance. With a garbled cry a mint flew out of the mans mouth and he began to breathe again. "Idiot!" said his Boss, "Let's get down to business I'm bored with this attempt to provide me with entertainment." The DI just stared in disbelief. "Now what?", he thought..............
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Post by Jazz on Nov 16, 2011 23:57:26 GMT 1
........."I seem to remember mints being somehow involved in the triple murder case" the D.I pondered........"Irish Ice Mints......yes, green colour, that's right, a green mist, also a green elf like creature." As the D.I. puzzled over these obscure clues, if indeed they were clues, the fat man spoke...."OK, copper, I was involved in giving orders for certain people, people who have got in my way, to be removed from the scene......MY SCENE!" he shouted...........
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2011 15:04:21 GMT 1
.....................Spume was quietly enjoying himself in the DI's pocket. The drink was flowing freely and he had found the company of one of the fairer sex among The People. "Ye are an Imp me boyo, but twas mint in more ways than one" his companion said. "Nah! yeh wrang there, that's a different part o' the family altogether. It's just in me nature to be mischievous and I happen to hate that fellow!". The place was really rockin now and the band had yet to come on stage................
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Post by Pollypeterborough on Nov 17, 2011 16:34:00 GMT 1
........ At this point a good looking man came in all ready to rock as the drapes he had on did look the part. at this point he saw the fat man in the shadows and with out a second thought he....... Attachments:
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Post by Banshee on Nov 17, 2011 19:21:57 GMT 1
.........adjusted his sugared watered slicked back DA hair, and ordered a drink. The Newastle Broon he ordered had an immediate affect, and being not used to this potent beverage, he forgot that he was supposed to be 'acting native,' and accidently lapsed into his native tongue. "What the f-ck is going on ere guv? Wot u all looking at me for, innit? I only came in coz i saw the CLARET & BLUE stripes. Thought I might find some old chinas in ere. "
Everyone suddenly realised that they were in the wrong place at the wrong time, they suddenly noticed the Hammers on the wall, and had to make a quick decision, should they run out with their black & white tails between their legs, or should they embrace the whole "London connection?"
The DI stepped forward to save the situation and immediately asked everyone to..................
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