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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2013 17:15:29 GMT 1
It now appears not so 'Appy Arry' has spoken and it makes no sense for QPR to loan out Remy. Anyone interested in the player will have to stump up the £8m in his buy out clause. Now I know Football finance is a crazy thing at the best of times however even I wouldn't risk a penny knowing this player is facing a rape allegation (denies this of course, but time will tell) and court case come September. Bang goes your £8m should he be found guilty. So sorry to disappoint the QPR Manager but paying £8m under those circumstances also doesn't make much sense. I can just imagine JFK on the old dog an bone saying "Arry you're aving a larf mate, Feck Off!". Lights Oot!  |
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Post by Captain Marvel on Aug 1, 2013 20:35:50 GMT 1
It now appears not so 'Appy Arry' has spoken and it makes no sense for QPR to loan out Remy. Anyone interested in the player will have to stump up the £8m in his buy out clause. Now I know Football finance is a crazy thing at the best of times however even I wouldn't risk a penny knowing this player is facing a rape allegation (denies this of course, but time will tell) and court case come September. Bang goes your £8m should he be found guilty. So sorry to disappoint the QPR Manager but paying £8m under those circumstances also doesn't make much sense. I can just imagine JFK on the old dog an bone saying "Arry you're aving a larf mate, Feck Off!". Lights Oot! I wonder why they bother trying the old cock and bull stories its a whole load of nothing. Take Bent for instance, if thats as far as Pardew thinks it just makes what I think about him even more true. Then there is Remy, who on earth would touch this guy with a barge-pole!! Facing a rape charge is extremely serious, yes he may be innocent but what if hes not!!?? Gomis, well, what is really going on there? Another case of penny pinching? Kinnear is in the limelight with all this but the real culprit is the fat controller himself the money grabbing barsteward.  ATB |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Aug 1, 2013 21:40:09 GMT 1
JFK - Hey Arry Joe here let's talk Remy
Appy Arry - Joe who?
JFK - very funny mate, hey you think I just fell off the Turnip
truck? I ain't paying fer Remy with that charge hanging
over his heed.
Appy Arry - he's gonna beat it Joe trust me.
JFK - how you so sure mate, that's a dicey one.
Appy Arry - he's using my tax lawyer FFS.
JFK - ooohhh that's brilliant, how much you want again?
Appy Arry - I'll fax you the papers mate.
JFK- Ok great, hey on another subject I'm looking at a
place up north here that's a bit pricy, kinda outta
range of what Big Mike's paying me. What's the
chances of getting a loan off that rich pooch of yers?
Appy Arry - very funny mate....don't even go there.
JFK - How badly you want to get back up in the Bigs mate
Say Pardew gets sacked, er no strike that, does a
runner?
Appy Arry How much of a loan do you need mate?
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Post by Nattfare on Aug 2, 2013 10:18:12 GMT 1
Great post, Broon.
We need word from the almighty Kinnear though. Perhaps he went into hiding because he realised that he bit off more than he can chew.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2013 16:39:48 GMT 1
JFK reported as being on the trail of Bafétimbi Fredius Gomis, agent, to sort out his cut from the deal. Hopefully in next twenty four hours or so quick few Photo's of the lad turning up at Little Benton for medical followed by more at SJP then Birthday treat next Tuesday up at Ibrox. Meantime 'Appy Arry' has changed his tune again regarding a loan deal for Remy. It can happen however will cost £2m. I thought he said in court he had no idea about money that's why he employed an accountant to deal with such things. Must have taken a night class in basic football finance since then to make up for lost time. Man's a tool! Lights Oot! |
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Post by Captain Marvel on Aug 2, 2013 20:24:14 GMT 1
JFK reported as being on the trail of Bafétimbi Fredius Gomis, agent, to sort out his cut from the deal. Hopefully in next twenty four hours or so quick few Photo's of the lad turning up at Little Benton for medical followed by more at SJP then Birthday treat next Tuesday up at Ibrox. Meantime 'Appy Arry' has changed his tune again regarding a loan deal for Remy. It can happen however will cost £2m. I thought he said in court he had no idea about money that's why he employed an accountant to deal with such things. Must have taken a night class in basic football finance since then to make up for lost time. Man's a tool! Lights Oot! I just hope someone has looked into the possibility of Remy standing trial? If not the egg will be on someone else`s face!!    ATB |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2013 20:35:11 GMT 1
Capt'n such is the perverse nature of our most benevolent owner when it comes to the fortunes of NUFC taking a punt on a suspected rapist is par for the course. Lights Oot! |
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Post by Captain Marvel on Aug 2, 2013 20:40:19 GMT 1
Capt'n such is the perverse nature of our most benevolent owner when it comes to the fortunes of NUFC taking a punt on a suspected rapist is par for the course. Lights Oot! ;D ;D ;D ;D The same prat who gives his workers zero hour contracts. ATB |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2013 20:45:27 GMT 1
Being a prat hasn't stopped him from becoming a very wealthy one..... Lights Oot!  |
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Post by Captain Marvel on Aug 2, 2013 20:47:56 GMT 1
Being a prat hasn't stopped him from becoming a very wealthy one..... Lights Oot! True, very true, although he has sunk even lower than I thought possible!!  ATB |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2013 21:10:11 GMT 1
My nagging concern is that the bugger will sink The Toon so deep in the s**t The Titanic will steam into port before we ever rise again. Lights Oot!  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2013 13:43:36 GMT 1
Guys.....found out from Jokefukinnear that the citeria for our player search is ......they have to be foreign(not Bent...double entendre), a striker and a suspected rapist....Gomis just joined that category.......... hope they can both score on the pitch......looks like ladies defences wont let them get a shot in the bedroom.....  |
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Post by Pollypeterborough on Aug 5, 2013 14:00:29 GMT 1
PMSL.  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2013 21:16:12 GMT 1
One suspected rapist over the line............
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Aug 6, 2013 20:52:30 GMT 1
One suspected rapist over the line............ +1 |
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