As Canny is older than most of us on here barring Polly he is bound to remember it...............
I know a Mackem Tackem that lives along our way,
I know he is a Mackem cause he's so fat and gay,
And every time I see him it makes me want to spew,
That ****** Mackem Tackem from division two,
A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Sung to tune of laughing policeman.
Here's another old one...............joke that it is......
A Man is walking through a park in Newcastle one day, when he hears a child screaming. To his horror he sees a rottweiller attacking a small boy.
Without a second thought the man dives onto the dog and a monumental battle begins.
The man gets bitten and clawed to within an inch of his life but somehow manages to pull the dog off the child, with the last ounce of strength he strangles the ferocious beast.
Another man with a camera around his neck rushes over to the bloody scene.
"I'm a reporter with the Newcastle Evening Chronicle and that is the bravest thing I have ever seen done. I can just see the front page now - GEORDIE HERO SAVES CHILD FROM CERTAIN DEATH"
"That's very kind of you replies the hero - but I'm not a Geordie - I'm from Sunderland"
The reporter thinks for a while and replies..........................
"That's alright - You'll still make the headlines" -
MACKEM B*****D KILLS FAMILY PET"
To Quote Frank Carson...................It's a cracker!
CWL
