Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2011 2:01:50 GMT 1
Sources say Alan Pardew could be out as Newcastle manager. An announcement
is expected within the hour.
Rumor has it he will be replaced by newly out of work and former US
National Team coach Bob Bradley. A source inside NUFC, speaking on the
condition of anonymity said, "Ashley knows that an opportunity like this
only comes along once every six weeks" and that he was impressed with
Bradley's "outside-the-box thinking" when he deployed an unconventional
4-6-0 against Mexico in the CONCACAF Gold Cup final. He went on to add,
"With our glut of midfield talent, Bradley's style is exactly what NUFC
needs for the upcoming season."
It was widely known that Pardew was still hoping to land a striker on
Tyneside before the season began, but given that Ashley had already spent
the entire Andy Carroll transfer kitty on player wages and free transfers,
it seems the two could not reconcile their differences. Now, with Bradley
seemingly in the fold, the need for a striker has vanished. The U.S. Men's
National Team has not had a striker since the retirement of Brian McBride
after the 2006 World Cup. Bradley, however, was able to guide the USMNT to
several moral victories during his tenure - highlighted by a narrow defeat
at the hands of Brasil - despite never employing or developing a capable
striker.
"If there's one thing Ashley is keen on," the source continued, "it's moral
victories. We staved off relegation last year and look to crack the Top 10
during this campaign." While still unconfirmed, the source did not deny
that other goals for the upcoming campaign included "Go consecutive games
without allowing a goal in injury time; Take at least 2 points from West
Bromwich Albion; Don't lose by more than 5 goals; and Advance Past 3rd
Round of FA Cup."
Bradley was unavailable for comment.
Sorry guys.....see below.
Thought you guys might like this.......typical Toon humour, but look at the
source.
The guy who made this up is an all-american, ex-baseball,ex,American football, ex Nascar
fan converted by yours truly into an avid Toon supporter.
He deserves to be printed ............f*****g hilarious!
is expected within the hour.
Rumor has it he will be replaced by newly out of work and former US
National Team coach Bob Bradley. A source inside NUFC, speaking on the
condition of anonymity said, "Ashley knows that an opportunity like this
only comes along once every six weeks" and that he was impressed with
Bradley's "outside-the-box thinking" when he deployed an unconventional
4-6-0 against Mexico in the CONCACAF Gold Cup final. He went on to add,
"With our glut of midfield talent, Bradley's style is exactly what NUFC
needs for the upcoming season."
It was widely known that Pardew was still hoping to land a striker on
Tyneside before the season began, but given that Ashley had already spent
the entire Andy Carroll transfer kitty on player wages and free transfers,
it seems the two could not reconcile their differences. Now, with Bradley
seemingly in the fold, the need for a striker has vanished. The U.S. Men's
National Team has not had a striker since the retirement of Brian McBride
after the 2006 World Cup. Bradley, however, was able to guide the USMNT to
several moral victories during his tenure - highlighted by a narrow defeat
at the hands of Brasil - despite never employing or developing a capable
striker.
"If there's one thing Ashley is keen on," the source continued, "it's moral
victories. We staved off relegation last year and look to crack the Top 10
during this campaign." While still unconfirmed, the source did not deny
that other goals for the upcoming campaign included "Go consecutive games
without allowing a goal in injury time; Take at least 2 points from West
Bromwich Albion; Don't lose by more than 5 goals; and Advance Past 3rd
Round of FA Cup."
Bradley was unavailable for comment.
Sorry guys.....see below.
Thought you guys might like this.......typical Toon humour, but look at the
source.
The guy who made this up is an all-american, ex-baseball,ex,American football, ex Nascar
fan converted by yours truly into an avid Toon supporter.
He deserves to be printed ............f*****g hilarious!
I've seen Newcastle United win silverware!
