Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2011 18:30:59 GMT 1
His Lordship's butler came back from the market, ashen faced and sweating profusely, his Lordship asked him if he what was wrong.
"I saw death in the Market, and he call out my name" said the butler "May I borrow one of your cars your Lordship to drive to Scotland away from death?"
His Lordship said "You have been a loyal and faithful servant for 40 years, of course you can, take the keys go quickly"
Later that morning his Lordship when to the market and saw death and said "Did you speak to my butler this morning?"
"Yes" said death " I was surprised to see him as I've got an appointment with him this afternoon in Scotland"
"I saw death in the Market, and he call out my name" said the butler "May I borrow one of your cars your Lordship to drive to Scotland away from death?"
His Lordship said "You have been a loyal and faithful servant for 40 years, of course you can, take the keys go quickly"
Later that morning his Lordship when to the market and saw death and said "Did you speak to my butler this morning?"
"Yes" said death " I was surprised to see him as I've got an appointment with him this afternoon in Scotland"