The Cisse Solution

[Fairscup]

Unless someone buys a long rope or reins and gives it a tug when he closes in on goal, Cisse will never learn the offside rule.

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Newcastle didn't create that much in front of goal so I was more annoyed at the missed chances he had to score rather than the off-sides. That aspect of his game is almost reaching beyond words. The one that Stroller put in only to be flagged off should have never needed him to touch it. The same for the effort in extra time where he ended up hitting the keeper. Okay he was a big lad in goal, but hells teeth these are gilt edge chances he is missing.

May as well drop him altogether and bring in Campbell or even give Sammy game time as unlikely they can be any worse.

Lights Oot!