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Post by Blue Star Broon on Jun 19, 2013 1:20:54 GMT 1
Old Whiskey Nose gets a phone call: JK: Hey Alex, it's me, Joe!" AF: "Joe? Joe who?" JK: "Very funny mate! Listen, I'm in dire need of getting in a new forward to the team since Hissy Fit wasn't good enough last season. I figured that you might part with that Mexican bloke, Jimmy Hairdress. But don't worry, I'll put in Kabab as a trade in the deal. Kid's being angry over getting kebab jokes on the internet and he's blaming me for it. We'll also put in your nephew Shane to sweeten the deal, so you can see him again." AF: "Sorry Joe, not going to happen." JK: "Listen Al, this is your only chance of making this deal. Otherwise I'll call Brenda Rogers, we go back since the 70's you know? He'll be happy to make a swap for Jolly Cabbage while we get Curtis Smallpox. Gotta go now, need to call Arsenal W**ker about that Belgian defender. Coolmaccaroni wants to go home and as you know, London is always closer to home no matter where it is compared to Newcastle. Catch you later!" Nice Natt, wish I had penned it meself...........keep up the good work. Our shipmates are falling by the wayside and we must keep them onboard. ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Jun 19, 2013 6:16:15 GMT 1
Mackem's having a field day with our dilemma .................you know what? If it looks like sh*t, smells like sh*t then it probably is sh*t  Attachments:
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Post by Ann1 on Jun 19, 2013 7:38:03 GMT 1
I bet everyone is having a field day at our expense Broon  I just can't understand Ashley at all, everything was going reasonably smooth, the fans had calmed down, SJP was full again, ok the team wasn't working on all thrusters last season, but that could be worked on. And then he goes and does this!!! Pardew will be like a lackey, the fans are up in arms, some are threatening to jack in their season tickets, and Kinnear can't even get the MD's name right, never mind the players, and he lies like a rug!! And to add even more of an insult, we'll have soddin' Wonga on the shirts!! Ashley must have a death wish
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2013 9:55:45 GMT 1
It appears in among all the crap spouted by JFK over the last few days he was correct about one thing..... the resignation of Dave LyingBast**d or Derek Llambezee to his friends. Official statement....for what it's worth, www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20130619/llambias-resigns-from-united-role_2281670_3213789Only took five years to realise the job was too much for him. I also imagine he will be looking over his shoulder quite a lot should he now be out and about in the Toon, for a meal or drink. As some supporters will see him as fair game given his past exploits. LIghts Oot!  |
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Post by Captain Marvel on Jun 19, 2013 10:22:08 GMT 1
It appears in among all the crap spouted by JFK over the last few days he was correct about one thing..... the resignation of Dave LyingBast**d or Derek Llambezee to his friends. Official statement....for what it's worth, www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20130619/llambias-resigns-from-united-role_2281670_3213789Only took five years to realise the job was too much for him. I also imagine he will be looking over his shoulder quite a lot should he now be out and about in the Toon, for a meal or drink. As some supporters will see him as fair game given his past exploits. LIghts Oot! I take it the clown in the red jacket is Ashley the other guy is Pards?   ;D ATB 1000 |
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Post by Captain Marvel on Jun 19, 2013 10:34:29 GMT 1
It appears in among all the crap spouted by JFK over the last few days he was correct about one thing..... the resignation of Dave LyingBast**d or Derek Llambezee to his friends. Official statement....for what it's worth, www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20130619/llambias-resigns-from-united-role_2281670_3213789Only took five years to realise the job was too much for him. I also imagine he will be looking over his shoulder quite a lot should he now be out and about in the Toon, for a meal or drink. As some supporters will see him as fair game given his past exploits. LIghts Oot! At least Llambias(I didnt like the guy either) has balls, Pardew has none.  ATB 1002 |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Jun 19, 2013 11:35:39 GMT 1
I bet everyone is having a field day at our expense Broon I just can't understand Ashley at all, everything was going reasonably smooth, the fans had calmed down, SJP was full again, ok the team wasn't working on all thrusters last season, but that could be worked on. And then he goes and does this!!! Pardew will be like a lackey, the fans are up in arms, some are threatening to jack in their season tickets, and Kinnear can't even get the MD's name right, never mind the players, and he lies like a rug!! And to add even more of an insult, we'll have soddin' Wonga on the shirts!! Ashley must have a death wish It's in his nature to piss off the Geordies, must have bullied as a kid and now he has the upper hand on things. It's always something, renaming the park etc. He knew damn well JFK would piss everyone off..............just strutting his Fat Arse and showin who's the boss...................tosser! |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Jun 20, 2013 1:10:45 GMT 1
A Sky Sports News reporter has just asked Joe kinnear what he thinks of his team's fixtures for next season.
He replied, "Valencia away is a tough game to start with."
Oh dear...........is this gonna go on all season?
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Jun 20, 2013 14:48:31 GMT 1
Did I just read "Big Al's" name is off the Stadium Pub? FFS has Ashley's choo choo gone round the bend?
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Post by supermac on Jun 20, 2013 17:14:16 GMT 1
There's nothing to say here that hasn't already been said.
I keep trying to type something here, but everything gets deleted because I can't accurately convey this.
It just feels so embarrassing to be a supporter of this club right now.
I've never necessarily liked MA, but I've at least understood some of his decisions in the past, even if I didn't agree with them. This is beyond comprehension.
I'm just...whatever......
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Post by Ann1 on Jun 20, 2013 19:09:06 GMT 1
Did I just read "Big Al's" name is off the Stadium Pub? FFS has Ashley's choo choo gone round the bend? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2013 19:31:34 GMT 1
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Jul 2, 2013 1:15:43 GMT 1
The strange thing here is that if we are to believe recent reports in the media more and more NUFC supporters were accepting MA. I hasten to add that I was not among them but if this were the case then this is simply a matter of cutting of his own nose to spite his face. Odds on the poison dwarf making a return to SJP in the near future? (not Canny). It is all so unbelievable Fairsy, who's the poison dwarf yer referring too, I only know one  |
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Post by Captain Marvel on Jul 2, 2013 10:54:38 GMT 1
The strange thing here is that if we are to believe recent reports in the media more and more NUFC supporters were accepting MA. I hasten to add that I was not among them but if this were the case then this is simply a matter of cutting of his own nose to spite his face. Odds on the poison dwarf making a return to SJP in the near future? (not Canny). It is all so unbelievable Fairsy, who's the poison dwarf yer referring too, I only know one There is only one Broon... Deadly Dennis Wise! |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Jul 2, 2013 17:09:52 GMT 1
Fairsy, who's the poison dwarf yer referring too, I only know one There is only one Broon... Deadly Dennis Wise! Thanks Capt, that's the one Canny suggested be locked in a room with mercenary Mike and let them violate each other, right? |
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I just can't understand Ashley at all, everything was going reasonably smooth, the fans had calmed down, SJP was full again, ok the team wasn't working on all thrusters last season, but that could be worked on. And then he goes and does this!!! Pardew will be like a lackey, the fans are up in arms, some are threatening to jack in their season tickets, and Kinnear can't even get the MD's name right, never mind the players, and he lies like a rug!! And to add even more of an insult, we'll have soddin' Wonga on the shirts!! Ashley must have a death wish 
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