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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2011 23:12:45 GMT 1
.............fraction of a second between him and death as the road was busy. Having somehow avoided becoming road kill and a snack for the local crows he made his way towards the house. Only to find...........
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Post by Roma on Nov 8, 2011 23:21:03 GMT 1
It was cordened off by the Police and he stood and looked confused by it all...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2011 23:36:39 GMT 1
..............which came as a real shock knowing he was a Detective Inspector at the Met. "Ah! well, in for penny in for a pound!", he thought, approaching the boundary tape with a young constable just beyond it. "Has there been a murder son?", he asked.............
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Post by Roma on Nov 8, 2011 23:49:59 GMT 1
The constable turned and faced him and said more than one it's a triple murder
blood and everything splashed all over the walls but.....
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2011 0:04:34 GMT 1
................"it's okay lad!", interrupted the DI. "I know all about murders and what goes with them.". He felt the lump in his pocket trying to decide just how to play this one with the rookie constable. "Hey! You!" came a shout from further up the road. Both men turned to look.............
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Post by Jazz on Nov 9, 2011 0:10:32 GMT 1
.........a Traffic Warden ran towards them, waving a piece of paper in his hand......"You've contravened the law by parking on a double yellow line"........
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2011 0:17:16 GMT 1
..........."That's very strange" said the DI, looking at the man dressed in Black and Yellow. "I don't have a car." "Now how do you explain that Constable?". The younger man looked at both of the others before..............
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Post by Pollypeterborough on Nov 9, 2011 0:55:47 GMT 1
..... saying yes i can see you now, its just that the disabled badge in the front window had a green face on it with big eyes the mans hands slowly felt his bulging pocket and a cold sweet came on to his.........
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Post by Jazz on Nov 9, 2011 18:37:24 GMT 1
.........face, he looked at his hands, the moisture on his hands from the sweat from his brow was green! "What's happening here, something strange is going on". As he spoke, a greenish mist descended on all three of them...........
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2011 18:46:59 GMT 1
..............."I must stop eating those Irish Ice Mints, they're making me hallucinate", thought the DI. "Now gents, if the warden here can push off we can get back to trying to solve these murders?" The constable looked bemused."Sir! err! can I see some ID first?" "Of course young man" The DI began to search the inside of his long coat while keeping one eye on the house. Suddenly..........
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Post by Pollypeterborough on Nov 9, 2011 19:32:43 GMT 1
...... he felt some think move in his coat just in the inside of his pocket he gave a load shout the constabal said sir what is the .......
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2011 22:19:08 GMT 1
................"matter with your portable spell checker?" The young mans face had turned pale. "It's nothing to get concerned about lad. Just a bit low on power so it does this every now and again. Now let's get back on the case eh!" Unseen by those below a curtain moved in an upper window of the darkened house. Staring out onto the street was...............
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Post by Jazz on Nov 9, 2011 22:41:47 GMT 1
.......a desperate looking man with evil looking eyes, he scowled down at those below......"They're not catching me alive....or dead, for that matter!" he snarled.......
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2011 23:34:42 GMT 1
..............It's a well known fact among The People that it's next too impossible to kill small elfin like creatures, with large glowing eyes, dressed in green. Mainly because they are already dead in the first place. Spume opened it's eyes and looked around inside the deep pocket of the long coat. As pockets go it was extremely warm and cosy. "What have I got meself mixed up in?", it thought, before spotting the open packet of Irish Ice Mints. Now beware dear reader as the last thing anyone should give a small elfin like creature, with large glowing eyes, dressed in green, is..............
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Post by Pollypeterborough on Nov 10, 2011 0:11:20 GMT 1
.......... A pint of spitfire as this is well known this is for men of a certain dispersion as the elf put it to his lips which were very big it was not long before .......
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