A rambling story by many authors.......?

[Jazz]

........blood stained handkerchief along with a credit card that wasn't his...."Can anyone help here" he said, sounding rather drunk..........

[Ann1]

..........and desperately wondering where the credit card came from, and whose blood was on the hanky. He looked around......................

[Banshee]

....and felt his blood chill as he rocognised someone that he had thought he would never see again. He looked towards the exit, but as he started to walk towards it, he came across........

[Jazz]

.....a dark haired girl dressed in black with a pale face, she was wearing boots, a very fancy, expensive looking pair of boots. Did she recognize him?..........

[Banshee]

......and more importantly, what would she do when she saw him? He remembered with fear the last time he saw those boots was when she was walking out of the door, after she had........

[Deleted]

.................left for good following the discovery of Jimmy Saville's dead body at his home in Leeds. 'Sad', he thought to himself, now who will fix it...............

[Banshee]

........luckily Bob, the builder walked in and offered to help, and everyone thought he could, until the woman in the boots walked over to the man, and she put her hand on his shoulder, and as he turned around..........

[Deleted]

Hello stranger, Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

[Jazz]

.........The man recoiled, spluttering and seemed not quite to know what to do........."I have money and don't know how I got it.....I seem to have lost my way here in Newcastle...I desperately need help to find out where I've been...how I got there, how I got here?"........

[Ann1]

The woman in the boots looked at him strangely, and said "You mean you can't remember anything at all"? "No" he said, "the last thing I remember was sitting in a bar in Cairo, 3 men burst in and ........ nothing!! I don't even know my name" he said. "OK" she said,"let's sit down, have a drink, and you can start from the beginning"

[Jazz]

....."Have you any links with this area at all?" the woman asked. "None at all as far as I know......Ireland, London and Lancashire are somehow lodged in my mind, also Cairo of course, where I had a bad experience?" The woman looked round at the other members of the group to see what reaction this reply had triggered off........

[Deleted]

.................Lombard eyed the woman from across the bar. 'Did she have a clue as to what was really going on or perhaps it's nothing but my own paranoia?', he thought. At over two metres tall he was big even when sitting down, yet no one gave him much attention. He half smiled, 'Well if it's trouble you're after girly then you may have just found more than you bargained for', his grin getting wider. Then taking a long swallow of his beer he settled down to watch what unfolded next.............

[Jazz]

.....The group was silent for a while, everyone looking at each other, realizing that this was now a dangerous situation. Suddenly........

[Banshee]

..........one of the group, a woman with swirly skirts and Mary-Jane earrings, decided that what was called for was, a proper drink of real Ale, to calm the situation, so she ordered something like , 'Old Bishop's farts' or 'Nun's Knickers' or something like that, as another member of the group, started to hum a jazz tune. Then as the first notes of 'doobie doobie doobie, doop doo dobbie do', filtered into the mans mind, it brought back a 'play it again (Sam)' moment, he suddenly remembered where he was, and why he had come looking for the woman with the boots, he turned to her and said...............

[skintagain]

hello dad i see the sex change went well.....