Post by skintagain on May 12, 2011 12:54:27 GMT 1
keep hearing in the news about the reserviors running low and streams in the lake district drying up and were not even into summer yet, so where has all the water gone, the last couple of years havent been exactly dry ones,
the lake distict, well a lot of bottle water now comes from there and thats probably the water that used feed the streams so that will be why they are drying up,
the reserviors i can come up with 2 possible reasons, 1 the water companies up here sell water to the south and they are selling them too much or reason 2 ALIENS, there has been a lot of ufo sightings recently perhaps they are nicking our water, there is a 3rd one though it is a bit far fetched, Lenny Henry is looking a lot fatter these days so perhaps he is filling himself up with water and flying to Africa with it, they treat water like gold out there so it would be the right colour when they got it ;D.
the lake distict, well a lot of bottle water now comes from there and thats probably the water that used feed the streams so that will be why they are drying up,
the reserviors i can come up with 2 possible reasons, 1 the water companies up here sell water to the south and they are selling them too much or reason 2 ALIENS, there has been a lot of ufo sightings recently perhaps they are nicking our water, there is a 3rd one though it is a bit far fetched, Lenny Henry is looking a lot fatter these days so perhaps he is filling himself up with water and flying to Africa with it, they treat water like gold out there so it would be the right colour when they got it ;D.
I've seen Newcastle United win silverware!
to replenish it.
You have to pry fatsos' hand off his wallet for that!!! 
Oops 
how dare you blame me CW take that 
