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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2013 23:21:01 GMT 1
Too late Broon, using his cloak of invisibility the secret smiter has struck again.... I have also intercepted the following email message sent to The Man from Atlanta from Alphonse regarding his search for new employment. Dear Mr Uncanny,
I av been in zee touch with your gud friend Mr Fartzy zee Norwegian ed unter, he tellz me u are without the job and zeeking a new pozition. Az it appenz zee escort agency for zee young gentlemanz is opening a new orifice in nouveau château (zee New Caztle in Gran Britan which iz your ome town I underztand) in January 2014. Mr Fartzy azz zent me a fax of your criminal....err! CV where it zays you are zee dab hand with a drop of oil and blowing up zee dolls. Zee position I wud like to offer iz along zee orizontal linez rather than zee vertical zo your height iz not a factor. Zee training will not be required as a man of your experienze shud be fine in zee dealing with zee young gentlemanz when on zee job. Zalary is by negotiation, however if you pay me enuf I'm zure we can cum to zum kind of agreement. Should you wish to take up ziss offer please reply by return email.
Your good friend and opefully future colleague,
Alphonse. I think his trip back to UK this month to see his mother is just an excuse to suss out this job offer, what do you reckon? Lights Oot!  |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Dec 10, 2013 23:42:55 GMT 1
PMSL!...........AUTHOR AUTHOR...............come to think of it his former employment in Blackpool might just cum in handy now!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2013 15:16:41 GMT 1
Have contacted Alphonse the HD greaser about this impostor.........and we are getting together along with the Wheel Tappers and Shunters Union to establish his credentials in this country.
My friend Alphonse is not amused and is oiling his nads and cleaning his knee pads....be warned.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2013 23:04:02 GMT 1
Have contacted Alphonse the HD greaser about this impostor.........and we are getting together along with the Wheel Tappers and Shunters Union to establish his credentials in this country. My friend Alphonse is not amused and is oiling his nads and cleaning his knee pads....be warned. Don't be fooled by this response Broon it's a smoke screen undone by the latest intercepted email between Alphonse and the Man from Atlanta. Dear Mr Colon,
Shirley u ar miztaken regarding zee job offer it iz no joke and very genuwine. Joining zee Union is zee whole idea behind zee zervizez provided by zee Lonely Gentz. If u canot afford to pay me zee money up front I will take it out of you when on zee job each month. I ad to double check zum of the things you put in your last reply az I didn't zink it woz phyzically pozzible to do zem without zee azziztance of another perzon. Your knowledge of the uman body iz truly magnifique and will old u in grate ezteem with zee young Gentlemenz. Alzo the offer to multiply with zee locals in zee Forth pub is a mozt kind. Pleeze underzand your good friends Mr Fartzy, Lezzers, No Lites and the wonderful Mr Peter from zee Pollyboro ho elped me zpell this uzing zee Engliz, all want you to take the employment. Zay no how much you want to zay yez and return to yor Norf Eazt rootz.
Az ever your faithful zervant and friend,
Alphonse I'm concerned he may smite himself to death in despair if he remains unemployed for much longer, what do you reckon? Lights Oot!  |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Dec 12, 2013 16:12:02 GMT 1
And I always thought this was a Mackem TV Diner Tray. Very popular in our southern parts...................  |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Dec 14, 2013 22:58:24 GMT 1
Have contacted Alphonse the HD greaser about this impostor.........and we are getting together along with the Wheel Tappers and Shunters Union to establish his credentials in this country. My friend Alphonse is not amused and is oiling his nads and cleaning his knee pads....be warned. "As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something." - Hagar the Horrible (aka Dik Browne) |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Dec 21, 2013 20:30:29 GMT 1
Hold the PRESS...........Juan Kerr has been hired! Has reached an agreement in principle with The Lonely Gents.Com. Taking on the job of Loo Safety Inspector has been agreed upon. It's a bit of lower position than he had hoped fer but with some hard work and persistance it will be possible to move up to one of the actual Escorts. 
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Dec 21, 2013 20:37:08 GMT 1
CLICK ON THE ABOVE PIC TO SEE ACTUAL CORRECT POST............BLOODY THING POSTED SIDEWAYS FFS  |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Dec 25, 2013 4:35:32 GMT 1
Ve vould like to zend all our very best Oliday vishiss to all of you Renegade members from zee owner of zee “Loney Gents. Com, Our Eadmaster a Mr. Fartzie. May your Olidays be Merry and Gay!
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Post by LeazesEnder47 on Dec 25, 2013 6:12:24 GMT 1
 (rofl)PMSL Broon Made Christmas morning at work that much more bearable..........
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