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Post by Blue Star Broon on Apr 8, 2013 0:08:32 GMT 1
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Apr 8, 2013 0:10:18 GMT 1
In an official announcement from St. James Park today Newcastle United FC held a news conference to preview some of the festivities for Derby Day vs Sunderland. Karaoke singing sensation Mr. C. Hadawayanshite and his two associates, Miss Lisa Largejugs and Miss Plenty O’Tool have been chosen to sing Blaydon Races at St. James Park prior to the Derby. Mr. C, a native son from Ashington UK has been living in the US but is coming home to Newcastle, the club he has supported since a boy, to sing our beloved song. Mr. C’s fan club from the Singing Pub “Waldo’s” in Scranton Pa. sent tapes of his crooning to the FCB explaining the expat Geordie was coming over for the Mackem Match and would be honored to sing at St. James Park. When questioned on what the event meant to him Mr. C. said, “It’s a dream come true for any Geordie. I’d like to thank the lasses in my Waldo’s fan club, my manager Mr. Broonaleman and me mom. It’s going to be the biggest day of my life, singing and then watching the lads go out and trash the unwashed………brilliant”. Also in attendance will be Mr. C’s training partners, Mr. Polly Peterborough, Fartsy and Lights Out. Club officials refused to comment on Mr. C’s dodgy pony tail. Attachments:
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2013 0:35:05 GMT 1
In an official announcement from St. James Park today Newcastle United FC held a news conference to preview some of the festivities for Derby Day vs Sunderland. Karaoke singing sensation Mr. C. Hadawayanshite and his two associates, Miss Lisa Largejugs and Miss Plenty O’Tool have been chosen to sing Blaydon Races at St. James Park prior to the Derby. Mr. C, a native son from Ashington UK has been living in the US but is coming home to Newcastle, the club he has supported since a boy, to sing our beloved song. Mr. C’s fan club from the Singing Pub “Waldo’s” in Scranton Pa. sent tapes of his crooning to the FCB explaining the expat Geordie was coming over for the Mackem Match and would be honored to sing at St. James Park. When questioned on what the event meant to him Mr. C. said, “It’s a dream come true for any Geordie. I’d like to thank the lasses in my Waldo’s fan club, my manager Mr. Broonaleman and me mom. It’s going to be the biggest day of my life, singing and then watching the lads go out and trash the unwashed………brilliant”. Also in attendance will be Mr. C’s training partners, Mr. Polly Peterborough, Fartsy and Lights Out. Club officials refused to comment on Mr. C’s dodgy pony tail. PMSL........Broon I believe youre beginning to get it!  I gave your contact details to Alphonse at the club......... |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Apr 8, 2013 0:56:21 GMT 1
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Post by Fairscup on Apr 8, 2013 7:53:22 GMT 1
 POST OF THE YEAR BROON!!!!!
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Post by Nattfare on Apr 8, 2013 10:32:37 GMT 1
yeah he posts this and then smites me FFS  Balance has been restored again.  POST OF THE YEAR BROON!!!!! +1 |
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Post by LeazesEnder47 on Apr 8, 2013 11:13:21 GMT 1
yeah he posts this and then smites me FFS Balance has been restored again. POST OF THE YEAR BROON!!!!! +1  Nice one Dogman..........+2!!! |
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Post by Pollypeterborough on Apr 8, 2013 11:23:37 GMT 1
Balance has been restored again. +1 Nice one Dogman..........+2!!! +3  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2013 15:48:08 GMT 1
Polly ....you wondered what I looked like.......I'm the one in the middle. |
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Post by Pollypeterborough on Apr 8, 2013 16:12:46 GMT 1
Polly ....you wondered what I looked like.......I'm the one in the middle. I will meet you soon as i get there then.  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2013 20:16:07 GMT 1
In an official announcement from St. James Park today Newcastle United FC held a news conference to preview some of the festivities for Derby Day vs Sunderland. Karaoke singing sensation Mr. C. Hadawayanshite and his two associates, Miss Lisa Largejugs and Miss Plenty O’Tool have been chosen to sing Blaydon Races at St. James Park prior to the Derby. Mr. C, a native son from Ashington UK has been living in the US but is coming home to Newcastle, the club he has supported since a boy, to sing our beloved song. Mr. C’s fan club from the Singing Pub “Waldo’s” in Scranton Pa. sent tapes of his crooning to the FCB explaining the expat Geordie was coming over for the Mackem Match and would be honored to sing at St. James Park. When questioned on what the event meant to him Mr. C. said, “It’s a dream come true for any Geordie. I’d like to thank the lasses in my Waldo’s fan club, my manager Mr. Broonaleman and me mom. It’s going to be the biggest day of my life, singing and then watching the lads go out and trash the unwashed………brilliant”. Also in attendance will be Mr. C’s training partners, Mr. Polly Peterborough, Fartsy and Lights Out. Club officials refused to comment on Mr. C’s dodgy pony tail. You sure this wasn't ghost written by The Superman in the Mac or Natt? If not then it's truly inspired and I would have been well pleased to have penned it myself. WL  |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Apr 8, 2013 23:42:53 GMT 1
In an official announcement from St. James Park today Newcastle United FC held a news conference to preview some of the festivities for Derby Day vs Sunderland. Karaoke singing sensation Mr. C. Hadawayanshite and his two associates, Miss Lisa Largejugs and Miss Plenty O’Tool have been chosen to sing Blaydon Races at St. James Park prior to the Derby. Mr. C, a native son from Ashington UK has been living in the US but is coming home to Newcastle, the club he has supported since a boy, to sing our beloved song. Mr. C’s fan club from the Singing Pub “Waldo’s” in Scranton Pa. sent tapes of his crooning to the FCB explaining the expat Geordie was coming over for the Mackem Match and would be honored to sing at St. James Park. When questioned on what the event meant to him Mr. C. said, “It’s a dream come true for any Geordie. I’d like to thank the lasses in my Waldo’s fan club, my manager Mr. Broonaleman and me mom. It’s going to be the biggest day of my life, singing and then watching the lads go out and trash the unwashed………brilliant”. Also in attendance will be Mr. C’s training partners, Mr. Polly Peterborough, Fartsy and Lights Out. Club officials refused to comment on Mr. C’s dodgy pony tail. You sure this wasn't ghost written by The Superman in the Mac or Natt? If not then it's truly inspired and I would have been well pleased to have penned it myself. WL High praise from all shipmates.............thanks but truth be told the inspiration really comes from knowing the four musketeers will be in attendance on Derby Day. I will be the fifth in mind and spirit cheering and hollering right alone with them. Howay the Forum Lads! |
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Post by Nattfare on Apr 9, 2013 7:59:42 GMT 1
In an official announcement from St. James Park today Newcastle United FC held a news conference to preview some of the festivities for Derby Day vs Sunderland. Karaoke singing sensation Mr. C. Hadawayanshite and his two associates, Miss Lisa Largejugs and Miss Plenty O’Tool have been chosen to sing Blaydon Races at St. James Park prior to the Derby. Mr. C, a native son from Ashington UK has been living in the US but is coming home to Newcastle, the club he has supported since a boy, to sing our beloved song. Mr. C’s fan club from the Singing Pub “Waldo’s” in Scranton Pa. sent tapes of his crooning to the FCB explaining the expat Geordie was coming over for the Mackem Match and would be honored to sing at St. James Park. When questioned on what the event meant to him Mr. C. said, “It’s a dream come true for any Geordie. I’d like to thank the lasses in my Waldo’s fan club, my manager Mr. Broonaleman and me mom. It’s going to be the biggest day of my life, singing and then watching the lads go out and trash the unwashed………brilliant”. Also in attendance will be Mr. C’s training partners, Mr. Polly Peterborough, Fartsy and Lights Out. Club officials refused to comment on Mr. C’s dodgy pony tail. You sure this wasn't ghost written by The Superman in the Mac or Natt? If not then it's truly inspired and I would have been well pleased to have penned it myself. WL Why would it be written by me?  Wish it had been me since it is an awesome piece of writing. ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2013 11:13:06 GMT 1
Natt you simply came to mind because you have previously mentioned your aspiration to become a professional writer. Nothing more, nothing less and no suggestion you may be a hidden associate of the Dog lover. So now any confusion has been cleared up you can perhaps rest easy that your Karma may also not be at risk of a secret smite attack. WL  |
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Post by LeazesEnder47 on Apr 9, 2013 21:32:25 GMT 1
You sure this wasn't ghost written by The Superman in the Mac or Natt? If not then it's truly inspired and I would have been well pleased to have penned it myself. WL High praise from all shipmates.............thanks but truth be told the inspiration really comes from knowing the four musketeers will be in attendance on Derby Day. I will be the fifth in mind and spirit cheering and hollering right alone with them. Howay the Forum Lads! Hey! FIFTH? Ye wait yer torn, bonny lad    Seriously though Broon, you me and no end of exiled Toon fans (musketeers) around the world will be glued to their respective "goggle-boxes" on Sunday..............screaming, cheering, hoying stuff at the screen etc Pity we canna join WL, Canny, Fairsy & Polly this time round.......BUT.........our time WILL come (hopefully in 2013/14) |
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I've seen Newcastle United win silverware!
