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Post by Fairscup on Oct 30, 2012 8:48:20 GMT 1
;D ;D ; ;D I like the idea of no telefoneno. or e-mail address - She has her own channels of communuication. ;D Brilliant marketing!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2012 11:35:14 GMT 1
Perhaps The Cannyman has now established contact with the Invisible Fans insider..... WL  Ok forum faithful I may have uncovered the mystery of where Cannyman’s so-called telepathic powers come from. Remember the hoodoo he placed on Demba Ba last year? Then doing the same on poor Cisse’ currently. When I was in the Toon last year I took many pictures with that dodgy tablet I could not get online with while in UK. I took a picture of this establishment merely out of curiosity and simply because we have nothing similar here in the states. According to the signage patrons can purchase a “spell” for whatever desired. This witches parlor resides in Ashington, UK and interesting enough is on the bus route Canny’s mom uses. It is plausible Canny is sending his mother funds to purchase these hex’s he predicts on the forum. Mind you this is only a theory but does have some merit. I can’t even fathom the amount of money charged by the witch to employ her black magic but it must be a sizeable amount because he obviously doesn’t have enough funds required to help him out in the HWGA prediction thread………………. he is below me, lol!  Ok Broon .....you may have found out a part of the my telepathetic powers..........Near my mothers house is a place called the "Eshintun Triangle"....it is that spell shop masquerading as something innocuous, the Greek Fish and Chip shop, and the North Seaton Hotel, commonly known as the White Elephant....all within 10 yards of each other..... Many a sailor has been lost at sea in this vortex of drink, drugs, magic and battered fish. I lost my virginity at least twice very close to this hallowed place. You were there(not then though) and commented on the quality of the battered fish, and the pull of the spell shop just over the road. Now my mother is friends with everybody in a 1 mile radius of her house, and of course her and the owner sometimes drop into the Elephant for lunch and a witches brew. I pass on my requests, no money changes hands, only every now and then the owner will service my mothers broom. I am beginning to doubt the witches powers....as I have not won the lottery yet, or my mother the pools. With regard to the HGWA predictions league.....have a look at this weeks prediction...............It shows I regard it as fun.......and this week I am just "Being Liverpool ", and as that fn idiot from Swansea Rodgers would say every other breath....ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Oct 31, 2012 19:20:27 GMT 1
Perhaps a more powerful witch resides in Bedlington? Look how Leaze won the prediction league title last season  You told me on my tour of the Toon people from Bedlington are not as smart as people from Eshington, so how do you explain Leazers triumph? OK? |
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Post by LeazesEnder47 on Nov 1, 2012 9:59:07 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2012 11:38:25 GMT 1
Perhaps a more powerful witch resides in Bedlington? Look how Leaze won the prediction league title last season You told me on my tour of the Toon people from Bedlington are not as smart as people from Eshington, so how do you explain Leazers triumph? OK? This is true....but remember I also said that Leazes was a freak of nature....outside the mold......a one off true gentlememan and a scholar......he is an exception to that rule...... You have to meet the little sod! |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Nov 2, 2012 5:22:21 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2012 18:19:34 GMT 1
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Nov 9, 2012 8:07:05 GMT 1
Canny, this witches parlor got me to thinking. next time your mom goes to the white elephant and consorts with this witch ask her how much it would cost me to put a particular spell on the Director of Operations, (my immediate superior). Nothing to harsh, maybe a bad case of hemorrhoids fer a week or so. Please include the price of their lunch as I want to keep on their good side.......yer mom and the witch ;D  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2012 13:57:23 GMT 1
Canny, this witches parlor got me to thinking. next time your mom goes to the white elephant and consorts with this witch ask her how much it would cost me to put a particular spell on the Director of Operations, (my immediate superior). Nothing to harsh, maybe a bad case of hemorrhoids fer a week or so. Please include the price of their lunch as I want to keep on their good side.......yer mom and the witch ;D No probs mate.........the witch has a special spell that hinders the extraction of the festive Christmas tree that people like him have stuck up their backside at Christmas. Over time infection sets in , pine needles shed and their rectum becomes evergreen. This is a really cheap spell...got my mother on that one right away.  |
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Post by Blue Star Broon on Nov 9, 2012 23:11:39 GMT 1
Canny, this witches parlor got me to thinking. next time your mom goes to the white elephant and consorts with this witch ask her how much it would cost me to put a particular spell on the Director of Operations, (my immediate superior). Nothing to harsh, maybe a bad case of hemorrhoids fer a week or so. Please include the price of their lunch as I want to keep on their good side.......yer mom and the witch ;D No probs mate.........the witch has a special spell that hinders the extraction of the festive Christmas tree that people like him have stuck up their backside at Christmas. Over time infection sets in , pine needles shed and their rectum becomes evergreen. This is a really cheap spell...got my mother on that one right away. Canny, thanks but that may be to extreme for the one that's given me bother at present. However.............had I known about this xmas tree spell last year would have been perfect for the widebodied wanker that ran Tottenham last year  Especially after he opened the lid on Ba's release clause  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2012 3:43:35 GMT 1
No probs mate.........the witch has a special spell that hinders the extraction of the festive Christmas tree that people like him have stuck up their backside at Christmas. Over time infection sets in , pine needles shed and their rectum becomes evergreen. This is a really cheap spell...got my mother on that one right away. Canny, thanks but that may be to extreme for the one that's given me bother at present. However.............had I known about this xmas tree spell last year would have been perfect for the widebodied wanker that ran Tottenham last year Especially after he opened the lid on Ba's release clause Ah ...you mean Harry" Juan Kerr ' Redknapp.........I can find no spell less needling than the one offered...fear not Broon...his next shite will be a hedgehog! |
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I've seen Newcastle United win silverware!
You told me on my tour of the Toon people from Bedlington are not as smart as people from Eshington, so how do you explain Leazers triumph? OK?
Especially after he opened the lid on Ba's release clause